Local Machine Smashes Entire Load Of Groceries In One Hit

Local Machine Smashes Entire Load Of Groceries In One Hit

7 April, 2016. 13:15


Local woman, Deborah Farrah (45) has stunned neighbours today by transporting $200 worth of groceries from the boot of her Holden Commodore to the kitchen bench in one load.

The single-mother-of-three says its no big deal, and sometimes you just need harden up.

“Yeah, the fingers were hurting by the time I got to the steps, but I had to get dinner ready for when the boys got home from footy training, so I wasn’t gonna stuff around with two or three loads,”

Next-door neighbour, Andrew Hudson (38) says he has never seen anything like it.

“I’m pretty sure she had a whole leg of lamb in one of those bags. Not to mention a couple 1.25 litre bottles of Coke,”

“Good on her. She puts me to shame,”

“I’m flat out with a carton of grog and a bag of chips. That’s a fortnight’s worth of groceries right there and she just smashed it,”

Between working two jobs and playing the role of a full time homemaker, ‘Debbie’ says there is “no time for fucking around” – especially when she’s got to wash fifteen jerseys for the Betoota Dolphins Under 12’s and get them on the line to dry overnight.

“It’s just how it goes. I’m a lifter, not a leaner. I’ve definitely moved more weight than that before,”

“I’m not made of fuckin’ glass, fuck ya”


6 Responses to "Local Machine Smashes Entire Load Of Groceries In One Hit"

  1. Geoff   April 17, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Betoota Dolphins! You guys just get better with age.

  2. jealous as hell   April 21, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    How did she shut the boot with all that in her hands? did she place the groceries down to shut the boot?
    I want to learn her technique… I am guessing she doesnt have one of those fancy new cars where you just wave your foot under the chassis and the boot pops up…

  3. D.Duck   September 2, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Dear God, this is some accurate and funny stuff.

  4. Crocky   September 2, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    You shut the boot with ya forehead mate. Good practice.

  5. Maree Holmes   December 4, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    I shut the boot with my knee when I am loaded like that.

  6. ALeC   January 7, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Need to get her on the New Years honours list


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