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A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive men.

While at the surf club with friends on Saturday night, 54-year-old Brookie Overhl was seen to be quite vocal about how handsome some of these younger footballers are.

“Jeez there’s some good lookers out there these days. Not like when we were young, ay Sal?” she says to her shrieking girlfriends as her sons begin to groan.

As the rosè flows, Brookie gains momentum in the back corner of the surf club, just left of the projector screen.

“Who’s that Martin Tapau. Where’s he from? What a dish!?” said Brookie, now quite clearly showing off to the other leathery club veterans at the table.

While her teenage sons and their friends stand up to leave, Brookie makes it quite clear that she has a thing for the brown boys.

“Wish we had some more of those Islander boys playing for the club in my day. All we had was Hopoate… and wasn’t interested in giving me the Hopoate!”

Brookie’s girlfriends, now red in the face with their hands over their mouths, hysterically encourage her for more.

“Not hard on the eyes at all!”

At time of press, Brookie was recorded saying that she also thinks Trent Barrett has still got it.

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