21 April, 2015. 16:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | firstname.lastname@example.org
Hillary Clinton’s announcement that she will enter the 2016 race for the White House came in a two-minute video released in a social media blitz, in which she told the US public she wanted to be their “champion”.
As well as stating “this is my time” – Hillary pointed out she will be doing “everything and more” if elected as President.
Something she was privy to during her husband’s reign in the White House from 1993 – 2001.
It has been revealed by campaign insiders that Hillary Clinton has demanded photos and bios on every single current and future male intern to be working in the White House as of 2016.
The former-First Lady has stated that she plans to outdo every president before her.
Including her husband, Bill.
“It’s not what you think. I just thought it might be wise to get a good look at them before I hit the ground (laughter)”
The former first lady and secretary of state circulated a link to her YouTube video simultaneously on Facebook, Twitter and on her campaign website, just minutes after an email from her campaign chairman alerted donors of her candidacy.
It is believed that Clinton has outlined all male staffers will adhere to a following codes for dress and etiquette:
Hair Must Not Touch The Ears Or The Collar
Sideburns Trimmed Above The Middle Low
Tie Needs To Finish On The Belt Buckle With A Windsor Knot
Must Emphasise A Southern Accent
Must Be Able To Keep A Secret