Head stockman says all music that isn’t Slim Dusty is “pump me in the arse” music

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Head stockman says all music that isn’t Slim Dusty is “pump me in the arse” music

30 December, 2015. 15:34

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TIM WHOLEMAN WAS promoted to head stockman of his Kimberly cattle station on the first of December this year, bringing in a ban on all music that wasn’t recorded by Slim Dusty while his team of ringers is out at camp.

“Everything else is ‘pump me in the arse’ music. Can’t bloody stand it,” said Wholeman. “If you don’t like Slim, then you can just fuck right off to the next station because I won’t bloody have ya.”

Previously while out on camp, the stationhands were free to enjoy whatever music they wanted to listen to. Something Tim says was making them soft and “turning good ringers in to useless doughbanging cunts.”

“We had to towel this bloke up who thought it was OK to listen to Roxy Music. We held him down and flogged him with a billy can on a length of rope.”

The shocking new rules made local headlines in Kununurra earlier this week after CDs and cassette tapes began to pile up on the side of roads and highways around town.

Kununurra postman Phil Cobb said he was just going about his business when somebody threw a Foo Fighters CD out of a Landcruiser, striking him in the throat. He was hospitalised with deep lacerations to his neck that required 15 stitches to close.

Police have outlined that Mr Wholeman’s new rules and the Foo Fighters incident regarding the postman may be linked.

5 Responses to "Head stockman says all music that isn’t Slim Dusty is “pump me in the arse” music"

  1. Gary   April 13, 2016 at 10:41 pm

    Roxy Music can go get fucked. Lefty bullshit rubbish.
    It’s a cattle station, not a commie station.

    Reply
  2. Carsten from Germany   July 11, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Dunno Slim Dusty and I also only like techno unplugged but if you won’t let me listen to my Icehouse, John Fogerty, Yargo, Golden Earring, Johann Sebastian Bach and what not,
    you lose Timmy!

    Reply
  3. Carsten   July 11, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    Dunno Slim Dusty and I only like techno unplugged, but if you don’t let me listen to my Icehouse, Yargo, John Fogerty, Golden Earring, Johann Sebastian Bach and the like,
    you lose Timmy!

    Reply
  4. Nigel Manaponda   July 12, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    Carsten ya fucken bum taker.

    Reply

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