Celebrities Expected To Stop Dying As Gregorian Calendar Changes By One Year

"They are all safe"

Celebrities Expected To Stop Dying As Gregorian Calendar Changes By One Year

 

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Following the eerie amount of celebrity deaths in 2016, including Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Leonard Cohen, George Michael and the chick from Star Wars – the world rejoiced today as the calendar strikes 2017.

Representatives from theĀ CSIRO say that everything is all sweet now that it is no longer 2016 and don’t worry.

“your drug ravaged, burnt out and depressed rock music idols are safe”

“its no longer 2016. So they are less likely to die”

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