52 Christmas Gift Ideas To Make Your Dad Briefly Forget How Bad You Are At Footy

52 Christmas Gift Ideas To Make Your Dad Briefly Forget How Bad You Are At Footy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

It’s that time of the year again. Six weeks ’til Christmas. Time to hit the Westfield.

Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on our inaction. That’s why you need to act now.

You’ve got mum’s present sorted. Hand-cream, perfume, framed photo of you. It’s pretty easy.

A sister is easy too, just some sort of voucher for food or clothes so she can line up like a single mother with food stamps. She knows what she wants, and you can’t be expected to get that right – just provide her with the means.

If you have a brother, you are probably going to go ahead with something as underwhelming as a DVD or a single piece of clothing. In his ideal world you’d be providing him with the log in details for a Brazzers account, but for the sake of ceremony, get him something that he can open up in front of your extended family.

Dad, however, is a tough one. Usually it would be whatever Euphoric-Australian-Dad-Non-Fiction story that Peter FitzSimons decided to shit out. Either that or a Foxtel upgrade.

However, with both these options not on the shelves this year. It’s time to use your brain. Here’s our suggestion.

 

1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

2.

Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate
Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

3.

The Betoota Advocate interview Bob Katter shortly before State Of Origin Game 1.
The Betoota Advocate interview Bob Katter shortly before State Of Origin Game 1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

4.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

6.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

7.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

8.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

9.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

10.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

11.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

12.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

13.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

14.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

15.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

16.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

17.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

18.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

19.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

20.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

21.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

22.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

23.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

24.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

25.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

26.

 

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

27.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

28.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

29.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

30.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

31.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

32.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

33.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

34.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

35.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

36.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

37.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

38.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

39.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

40.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

41.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

42.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

43.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

44.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

45.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

46.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

47.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

48.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

49.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

50.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

51.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

52.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

 

4 Responses to "52 Christmas Gift Ideas To Make Your Dad Briefly Forget How Bad You Are At Footy"

  1. Dan   November 16, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    I feel like there’s a hidden message in all of this – I just can’t put my finger on it…

    Reply
  2. Lord plug   November 17, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Plug plug plug

    Reply
  3. the bean   November 21, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Do you have a 53rd Christmas gift idea?

    Reply

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