10 April, 2017. 12:23
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Federal senator Pauline Hanson was duped into breathing Halal air yesterday afternoon as she left Parliament House around 4pm Canberra time.
The certified-Halal air was ritualistically and inhumanely slaughtered toward Mecca over the weekend and bottled up by Human Rights Watch, an American-founded international non-governmental organisation that conducts research and advocacy on human rights.
After learning she’d been had by the huddled mass of unwashed and generally misinformed activists, she instructed her junior policy advisor to light up a Peter Jackson Smooth Blue and blow the smoke in her face while they sat in the back of her comcar.
“Ha ha uh-oh spaghetti-o’s, Ms Hanson! You just got Punk’d!” screamed one human rights protestor.
“Dude, did you see when she got that face-full of Halal air, bro! She totally flipped out, man. So fucken good, bro. Hey, if you’re reading this Pauline, you suck! [laughs]”
However, the celebration was short-lived.
The group tried to celebrate their morally pyrrhic victory on top of Capitol Hill, something that was legal only up until this year.
Ignoring the signs, the posse of do-gooders ignored warnings not to climb up the grassy bank and were swiftly beaten and arrested by a pack of UPF-sympathetic Federal Policemen.
More to come.