BREAKING: Australian Government To Trial Gay-Marriage In Tasmania

BREAKING: Australian Government To Trial Gay-Marriage In Tasmania

June 27, 2015. 14:10

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Treasurer Joe Hockey and Prime Minister Tony Abbott reveal the governments new trial program in front of media representatives this morning
Treasurer Joe Hockey and Prime Minister Tony Abbott reveal the governments new trial program in front of media representatives this morning

 


The Abbott government has agreed to briefly allow gay marriage In Tasmania, under a new trial.

The Federal Government is contemplating legislation that will “meet those gay rights folk half way”. Under the plan entitled ‘Get sassy in tassie’ same sex marriage would be allowed in the apple isle but not on the mainland.

Prime Minister Tony Abbott revealed the plan at the national Liberal Party conference today following a landmark Supreme Court ruling in the United States.

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“Tassie has been a pretty good guinea pig over the years. Smoking, pokie machines, Kevin Rudd’s $900 pay-out. If there’s anything that we need to try out, we send it down there,”

“Most of the time the Tasmanians don’t really know the law to begin with,”

Abbott has stated that Tasmania will provide them a contained environment to observe and monitor the effects gay marriage would have on the community.

“If this thing fucks out… at least it’s only Tasmania” said one liberal source from the conservative wing of the party.

“This will get those greenies off our backs and onto each other’s”

Tasmanian tourism has embraced the plan describing the injection of the so-called pink dollar a “game changer”.

 

 

4 Responses to "BREAKING: Australian Government To Trial Gay-Marriage In Tasmania"

  1. Tim Counsel   June 27, 2015 at 11:21 pm

    Don’they remember which state introduced some of the most progressive legislation in the world regarding gay rights. Thankyou Tony Abbott for giving Tasmanians the opportunity to stick it right up your ####ie smugglers.XOXO

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  2. Chamara Devapriya   June 30, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    Right. Well that’s just common sense. Everyone knows that allowing gay marriage cannot happen without the inherent risk of irredeemable faggotry spreading ..like wild fire.. through every possible vector of transmission we know of. Best we test it out in Tasmania…. Just so we can make sure we’ve maxed out our defences against a possible zombie apocalypse and strengthened our culture against things like peanuts wanting to marry kookaburras.

    Who’d like to join me in a slow clap for our beloved and insightful leader?

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  3. James   July 6, 2015 at 9:02 am

    . Choose you this day whom you will serve but for me and my house we will serve the Lord. Be careful of the seeds that you sow, because as anyone knows whatever you sow then that is what you harvest.

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