“Australians are soft c*cks” – Putin calls out Abbott for ‘dropping nuts’ at APEC showdown

“Australians are soft c*cks” – Putin calls out Abbott for ‘dropping nuts’ at APEC showdown

12 November, 2014. 13:04

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Clancy@betootaadvocate.com

SPOKESPEOPLE from the Kremlin have today opened up to The Betoota Advocate about the hostility between our leaders – revealing a worrying sentiment that is shared by not only Vladmir Putin, but also the majority of Russia.

In the wake of a confrontation between Abbott and Putin, on the sidelines of the APEC leaders’ summit in Beijing, Putin’s staffers can now say that Putin has “never been intimidated” by the Australian Prime Minister and will not bow to any requests or demands made by him.

 

Abbott has been called out by President Putin for back-pedalling from his original shitfront comment.
Abbott has been called out by President Putin for back-pedalling from his original shitfront comment.

Abbott is said to have held the ex-KGB leader complicit in the downing of flight MH17 and was calling for Russia to apologise and consider restitution. This was not received well by Putin who was already visibly hostile about comments made by Abbott last month.

Mr Abbott had famously promised to “shirtfront” the iconic Russian leader – known for his hunting and judo prowess – over Russian military involvement in the aircraft’s downing. With the AFL term ‘shirtfront’ now acknowledged internationally as a physical and ‘intimidating confrontation’.

The talks on Tuesday – originally billed as a serious confrontation – followed a few brief words on Monday evening. While Mr Abbott left the talks feeling positive about the future between our nations, things quickly turned sour when it become public knowledge that Putin had laughed off their talks shortly after.

The Kremlin have said that almost an hour after their discussions, Putin had another collection of world leaders “in stitches” as he ridiculed Abbott’s timid and meek approach to the issue.

Between roars of laughter, Putin was heard screaming:

“What a drop nuts! (laughter) My advisors warned me of this!!! All Australians are soft cocks!”

It is said the other delegates present were leaders from Ireland and Madagascar, as well as a “collection of South American representatives”.

Earlier reports by The Betoota Advocate suggested Putin believed he was going to "drop that motherf*ker"
Earlier reports by The Betoota Advocate suggested Putin believed he was going to “drop that motherf*ker”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is has been reported that these comments made news in Russia first, resulting in a jovial and patriotic cheer from Putin’s adoring followers.

The Abbott Goverment are yet to comment on the extremely embarrassing response to what has been touted as the APEC SHIRTFRONT SHOWDOWN.

 

2 Responses to "“Australians are soft c*cks” – Putin calls out Abbott for ‘dropping nuts’ at APEC showdown"

  1. Georgie   November 14, 2014 at 11:16 am

    Ugh Tony Abbott is just appalling. I’m 17 and could’ve handled it better myself. Not only should Tony not be running our country but he’s making a bad name of it and will soon put us at war!

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  2. Concerned   November 15, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    Given the recent developments of: the terrible budget, Australia’s extremely poor environmental effect, theft of Aboriginal resources to finance Australia’s economy, colossal depression rate, Dramatic increase in poverty, Biases justice system, Low morality of corporations… It may be in Australia’s interest for Russia to liberate Australia and hand back the land to the Aborigines.

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