“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

"Lara Bingle, or Lara Worthington... Whatever she calls herself nowadays. How the hell did she end up in New York City?"

“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

23 September, 2016. 14:00 CLANCY OVERELL| Editor | CONTACT Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally in California. The crowd roared as the New York entreprenuer reaffirmed his belief that “the worst elements in Australia are being pushed into the United States by the Australian government.” […]

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

"I'm so embarrassed. I called him Snoop," said the PM.

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New York after the pair shook hands at a meet and greet hosted by Melbournese businessman Antony Pratt. The heir to the Visy cardboard empire threw a party for the Liberal […]

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

"He has... quite a lot of (sic) stamina"

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

22 September, 2016. 15:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn’t appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight. The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin […]

Perth man in London chuffed to find pub with cheap £11 pints

"This is the cheapest piss I've ever come across in my life," he explained.

Perth man in London chuffed to find pub with cheap £11 pints

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WESTERN AUSTRALIA IS HOME to the highest rates of ‘wanderlust’ in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost. One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting […]

DC Comics Confirm Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege

"He has a new car almost every week and no one is suspicious of how he made his money - because he is a well-dressed white man in a suit," she said.

DC Comics Confirm Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege

10 September, 2016. 10:15CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The writers of the iconic DC films and comic superhero franchise, Batman, have today confirmed that the long held myth that the character doesn’t have any superpowers is actually incorrect. The fictional superhero of Batman has appeared in American comic books since first appearing in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939, the character […]

Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out

"T-t-t-today you die, y-y-y-you fu-u-ucking, cun-n-nt!" he yelled.

Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out

7 September, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ENJOYING HIS FIRST HOLIDAY in nearly a decade, Michael McGarvey and his new wife thought it was time to pack up and the sample the easy life. Landing in Los Angeles last week, the 34-year-old television news producer quickly went to work switching off and […]

Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies

"He made me my memes so much danker."

Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies

30 August, 2015 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gene Wilder, the American actor and model who was made famous by the ‘Condescending Wonka’ meme, died Monday at his home in Stamford, Conn. His nephew said he died of complications from Alzheimer’s disease. He was 83. Millions of meme-creators around the world have paid tribute to Mr Wilder through […]

Brisbane Girl Debuts Cringeworthy New Accent After Only Two Months In London

Anna is living in London. Or as she now pronounces it "Lundahn"

Brisbane Girl Debuts Cringeworthy New Accent After Only Two Months In London

19 August, 2016. 15:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Born and bred Brisbane girl, Anna Wilson (26) has today unveiled the most embarrassingly contrived faux-English accent since Don Cheadle appeared in the first Ocean’s Eleven film. While insisting that she doesn’t know what you are talking about, Anna is making a very obvious effort to alter […]