Millions Relieved To Finally Justify ‘Weird Feeling’ They Always Had About Ben Affleck

Millions Relieved To Finally Justify ‘Weird Feeling’ They Always Had About Ben Affleck

Millions of people around the world are today breathing a sigh of relief, after finally receiving the justification for the ‘weird feeling’ they always had about Hollywood superstar, Ben Affleck. Affleck, famous for cult hits such as Daredevil and Gigli, has been heavily criticized over the last few days, after he admitted to inappropriately groping […]

Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts

Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts

In a move being described by many as ‘bizarre’, ‘insane’, and ‘very in-character’, Donald Trump has officially tendered his resignation from the office of President of the United States, citing the recent Eminem rap about him as the ‘final straw’. Republicans have urged Donald Trump to save face and resign immediately after being ‘lit up’ […]

Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life

Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The almost scripted horror coming out of Hollywood this week has proven to be too dramatic to simply not turn into a movie, studio executives have today confirmed production is nearly underway for an upcoming horror-thriller titled ‘Weinstein’. The story will be based on the life and times of “The Most Powerful Man […]

World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave

World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire world is today rattled to learn that a seedy-looking old Hollywood billionaire has been accused of acting kind of seedy around female Hollywood stars. The independent film mogul Harvey Weinstein has today been sacked from the Weinsten Company amid the sexual harassment storm that has rocked Hollywood. In a statement, the […]

Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga

Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact The Catalan Independence Movement drastically changed this morning as bombshell revelations came to light. The separatist movement which has long sought to break away from the Kingdom of Spain, has this morning publicly called for the whole thing to be forgotten. Only days after huge clashes between around 700,000 Catalans and police […]

Trump Deploys Emergency Airdrop Of Republican Thoughts And Prayers To Las Vegas

Trump Deploys Emergency Airdrop Of Republican Thoughts And Prayers To Las Vegas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a week after Donald Trump dedicated his President’s Cup golfing trophy to the victims of Hurricanes in Puerto Rico, the most powerful political figure in the free world has joined his Republican colleagues in sending condolences to the victims of the largest mass-shooting in the history of the United States of […]

Swearing Perth Man Once Again Offers Most Articulate Explanation Of US Gun Problem

Swearing Perth Man Once Again Offers Most Articulate Explanation Of US Gun Problem

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 511,000 elected officials across America have once again failed to confront America’s violent gun problem as well as a half-drunk Australian comedian did in a stand-up routine four years, and roughly 2000 massacres ago. Jim Jefferies, who’s dad is a proud Western Queenslander, rose to fame in 2014 with his iconic ‘Australian vs […]

American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up

American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association has today refused to acknowledge that the horrific mass-shooting in Las Vegas overnight might have been prevented with even the slightest form of gun control legislation. Joe Siggspack (66) has instead has implored his fellow law-abiding American gun-owners to make sure they too are armed […]