Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request

Mr Dutton said the legislation met all international obligations currently in place and the advice given to the Government was clear.

Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request

31 October, 2016 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A boatful of obedient Asylum Seeker families, currently drifting through the Arafura sea, have shown a commendable level of respect this morning – by turning their leaking wooden vessel around and heading back to their war-torn homelands. Yesterday, the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton, made it clear that […]

Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle

Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle

24 October 2016. 11:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has been spotted in regional Shanghai teaching members of her Chinese joint venture partnership how to ride horses and push cattle as she prepares to buy an iconic collection pastoral land in northern and central Australia. This comes after the announcement of an all-Australian syndicate putting forward $386 […]

“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World

“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World

20 October 2016. 14:25 EDITORIAL The rest of the world stood in horror today, as the last remaining media publications that cover politics live-streamed the most important political confrontation of modern history. Two of the must unlikable and untrustworthy American public figures battled it out for over an hour debating things that presidential candidates should […]

Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart

Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart

13 October, 2016. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact COMEDIAN CARL BARRON HAS taken out the 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart this afternoon, after nearly a decade of entering the competition. While travelling around Australia, Paul Kelly made his first public performance in 1974 in Hobart. He sang a few Bob […]

“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

"Lara Bingle, or Lara Worthington... Whatever she calls herself nowadays. How the hell did she end up in New York City?"

“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

23 September, 2016. 14:00 CLANCY OVERELL| Editor | CONTACT Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally in California. The crowd roared as the New York entreprenuer reaffirmed his belief that “the worst elements in Australia are being pushed into the United States by the Australian government.” […]

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

"I'm so embarrassed. I called him Snoop," said the PM.

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New York after the pair shook hands at a meet and greet hosted by Melbournese businessman Antony Pratt. The heir to the Visy cardboard empire threw a party for the Liberal […]

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

"He has... quite a lot of (sic) stamina"

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

22 September, 2016. 15:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn’t appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight. The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin […]

Perth man in London chuffed to find pub with cheap £11 pints

"This is the cheapest piss I've ever come across in my life," he explained.

Perth man in London chuffed to find pub with cheap £11 pints

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WESTERN AUSTRALIA IS HOME to the highest rates of ‘wanderlust’ in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost. One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting […]