Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots yesterday, and his celebrating the historic occasion by rioting and burning down the city he’s loved for his whole life Mike Trenton, a 37 year old father of four, […]

Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again

Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The leftist fake-news rumour mill has gone into overdrive today speculating that former talk show host and one of the most influential people on the planet, Oprah Winfrey could run for US president as a Democratic candidate in 2020, after her incredible speech at the Golden Globe awards in Los Angeles. While Oprah’s celebrity status […]

Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia

Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this morning after discovering his nation’s internet service is on-par with that of Australia’s. Immediately summoning his subordinates, Mr Abayev cursed and spat at them for letting the infrastructure deteriorate to the point where they’re in danger of being mocked by every other […]

Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas

Love Actually Producer Buys 14th Home In The Bahamas

KENT REGINALD | Film | Contact Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today finalised a deal for his 14th house in the Bahamas. Kenworthy, in a statement released to Bahaman media, stated that his latest acquisition was all thanks to the support of his family, the […]

Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles

Rest Of World Relieved As Polls Confirm Only Half Of Alabama Is Okay With Pedophiles

KENT REGINALD | Trains | CONTACT Millions around the world are breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after election results confirmed that only half the population of Alabama is willing to back a political candidate who has been accused of multiple child sex crimes. The result came as Democratic nominee Doug Jones beat former Judge and current alleged […]

Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital

Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has been accused of dealing a “death sentence” to the Northern Territory peace process by recognising Alice Spring’s as Australia’s capital. Leaders around the world, including US allies, have condemned the move as US embassies in the Top End and ACT prepare for potentially violent protests in the wake […]

“Argh! I Hate Tourists!” Says Game Of Thrones Fan Currently In Dubrovnik On Contiki

“Argh! I Hate Tourists!” Says Game Of Thrones Fan Currently In Dubrovnik On Contiki

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After spending yesterday being bumped and pushed about by the hoards of tourists in Dubrovnik, a local bloke currently on holiday in Europe has concluded that he hates tourists. Speaking to The Advocate via satellite telephone, Dennis Pooley said he and his partner have had their ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ trip to the […]