Fidel Castro Outlives Lifelong Rival, The USA, By Two Weeks

Fidel Castro Outlives Lifelong Rival, The USA, By Two Weeks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fidel Castro, the outspoken revolutionary who brought communist hostilities much closer than comfortable in 1959, and then defied the United States for nearly half a century as Cuba’s leader, embarrassing 11 American presidents and surviving countless assassination attempts, died on Friday. He was 90. Cuban state television announced the death but gave […]

Trump secures key Juggalo vote

"It's all downhill from there, that's basically half of Florida." he said.

Trump secures key Juggalo vote

9 November, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEFORE HEADING OUT TO vote, Dennis Gobbmann cleaned his Glock 23 and spent an hour putting on his makeup. The 24-year-old refrigeration technician was lucky to not cast his vote from the Jacksonville watchhouse today, after being arrested last night for throwing rocks at cars overnight. […]

Hillary Clinton’s Early Lead Attributed To Official Endorsement From Rapper Pitbull

It is predicted that Clinton will win by a landslide.

Hillary Clinton’s Early Lead Attributed To Official Endorsement From Rapper Pitbull

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the US Presidential election well under way, some of America’s most critical swing states are experiencing a surge in turnout among Latino voters, in an unexpected phenomenon that could provide a major boost to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Statistics from Florida, Nevada, Georgia, North Carolina and Arizona all show a significant increase in […]

Report: Trump Voters Feel Ignored By Political System, Secretly Want To Watch World Burn

"Nukes are pretty cool" he said.

Report: Trump Voters Feel Ignored By Political System, Secretly Want To Watch World Burn

6 November, 2016 17:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent finding by The Borowitz Report shows that the almost unbelievable rise of Presidential nominee Donald Trump is attributed to the fact that most of his growing contingent of supporters feel that they have been ignored by the political system over the last twenty years of Government. Speaking to […]

Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request

Mr Dutton said the legislation met all international obligations currently in place and the advice given to the Government was clear.

Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request

31 October, 2016 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A boatful of obedient Asylum Seeker families, currently drifting through the Arafura sea, have shown a commendable level of respect this morning – by turning their leaking wooden vessel around and heading back to their war-torn homelands. Yesterday, the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton, made it clear that […]

Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle

Gina Rinehart Spotted In Shanghai Teaching Chinese Businessmen How To Push Cattle

24 October 2016. 11:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has been spotted in regional Shanghai teaching members of her Chinese joint venture partnership how to ride horses and push cattle as she prepares to buy an iconic collection pastoral land in northern and central Australia. This comes after the announcement of an all-Australian syndicate putting forward $386 […]

“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World

“This Is Fucking Crook” Says Rest Of The World

20 October 2016. 14:25 EDITORIAL The rest of the world stood in horror today, as the last remaining media publications that cover politics live-streamed the most important political confrontation of modern history. Two of the must unlikable and untrustworthy American public figures battled it out for over an hour debating things that presidential candidates should […]

Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart

Carl Barron wins 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart

13 October, 2016. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact COMEDIAN CARL BARRON HAS taken out the 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart this afternoon, after nearly a decade of entering the competition. While travelling around Australia, Paul Kelly made his first public performance in 1974 in Hobart. He sang a few Bob […]