Hollywood Actresses Handed Emergency Rescue Whistles At Door Of Oscars After Party

Hollywood Actresses Handed Emergency Rescue Whistles At Door Of Oscars After Party

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Shape Of Water has come through as the surprise winner of 90th Oscar Award’s Best Picture, but the real moment was when Best Actress winner Frances McDormand gave her impassioned acceptance speech, targeting the institutional misogyny in the American film industry. McDormand, who played a woman seeking justice in the dark, slightly […]

Pitbull’s Nickname Changed To ‘Mr Central Miami’ After Losing Passport

Pitbull’s Nickname Changed To ‘Mr Central Miami’ After Losing Passport

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT The United Nations has today issued a shocking statement the status of pop superstar and rejected Bond villain, Pitbull, leaving the rapper unable to use his now famous moniker, ‘Mr. Worldwide’. “It has come to the attention of the United Nations that the artist formerly and currently known as Pitbull has not been […]

Disgraced Kevin Spacey Replaced By Nicolas Cage In Ellen Degenres’ Iconic Oscars Selfie

Disgraced Kevin Spacey Replaced By Nicolas Cage In Ellen Degenres’ Iconic Oscars Selfie

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another blow for the Hollywood elite, the iconic ‘Ellen Selfie’ has today been forcibly photoshopped, after many requests from the management of each actor involved in it. In the 86th Academy Awards of 2014, prominent TV personality and ceremony host, Ellen Degenres reportedly ‘broke the internet’ with a mid-show gag. Prior […]

Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?

Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the BIMDB (Betoota Internet Movie Database) has found that it’s probably time for poor old Chris O’Donnell to get cast in a major movie. Born in 1970, Chris O’Donnell is a once-pretty-famous American actor. He stared alongside Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, D’Artagnan in The Three Musketeers, Jack Foley in the drama […]

Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored

Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Arguably the most, and only, exciting event at the 2018 Winter Olympics is currently underway. The snowboarding final. That is, of course, from an Australian perspective, as the nation currently gets behind our potential gold medal snowboarding sensation Scotty James. The men’s snowboarding halfpipe final appears to be a battle in three between […]

Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly

Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bereft Julian Assange has taken to his Juliet balcony in London’s Knightsbridge district this morning to lash out at the UK Government for denying him basic human rights. Among the accusations was the claim that the government has conspired against him to prevent the latest editions of Wisden’s Cricket […]

Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney

Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney

PHIL LeCHOISE | Overseas | CONTACT Liam Webb is a proud Canberran. He grew up there, went to school there, and even decided to stay in Canberra for university. Liam is quick to sing Canberra’s praises, and gets defensive when his out of state friends tease him about Canberra not being a real city. “It’s very easy to […]

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots yesterday, and his celebrating the historic occasion by rioting and burning down the city he’s loved for his whole life Mike Trenton, a 37 year old father of four, […]