Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay

Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former well-liked Hollywood icons, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein have today taken the opportunity to tell the world that they are gay, in an attempt to quell the media attention surrounding their respective non-gay sexual harassment and abuse  allegations within the industry. The seemingly protected and well-known actions of both men over […]

Millions Relieved To Finally Justify ‘Weird Feeling’ They Always Had About Ben Affleck

Millions Relieved To Finally Justify ‘Weird Feeling’ They Always Had About Ben Affleck

Millions of people around the world are today breathing a sigh of relief, after finally receiving the justification for the ‘weird feeling’ they always had about Hollywood superstar, Ben Affleck. Affleck, famous for cult hits such as Daredevil and Gigli, has been heavily criticized over the last few days, after he admitted to inappropriately groping […]

Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts

Republicans Urge Trump To Stand Down After Losing Core Voters In Detroit’s Outskirts

In a move being described by many as ‘bizarre’, ‘insane’, and ‘very in-character’, Donald Trump has officially tendered his resignation from the office of President of the United States, citing the recent Eminem rap about him as the ‘final straw’. Republicans have urged Donald Trump to save face and resign immediately after being ‘lit up’ […]

Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life

Harvey Weinstein Hesitantly Agrees To Produce Upcoming Horror Film About His Life

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The almost scripted horror coming out of Hollywood this week has proven to be too dramatic to simply not turn into a movie, studio executives have today confirmed production is nearly underway for an upcoming horror-thriller titled ‘Weinstein’. The story will be based on the life and times of “The Most Powerful Man […]

World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave

World Shocked To Learn Weinstein Behaves Exactly Like He Looks Like He Would Behave

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire world is today rattled to learn that a seedy-looking old Hollywood billionaire has been accused of acting kind of seedy around female Hollywood stars. The independent film mogul Harvey Weinstein has today been sacked from the Weinsten Company amid the sexual harassment storm that has rocked Hollywood. In a statement, the […]

Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga

Catalans Backflip On Independence After Realising Barcelona Will Be Kicked Out Of La Liga

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact The Catalan Independence Movement drastically changed this morning as bombshell revelations came to light. The separatist movement which has long sought to break away from the Kingdom of Spain, has this morning publicly called for the whole thing to be forgotten. Only days after huge clashes between around 700,000 Catalans and police […]