CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fidel Castro, the outspoken revolutionary who brought communist hostilities much closer than comfortable in 1959, and then defied the United States for nearly half a century as Cuba’s leader, embarrassing 11 American presidents and surviving countless assassination attempts, died on Friday. He was 90. Cuban state television announced the death but gave […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The American couple that John Mellencamp’s 1982 American Heartland rock classic ‘Jack & Diane’ was based on say they are very happy to see Donald Trump elected into the White House. The couple, who were immortalised in the song that spent four weeks at number one on the Billboard Hot 100, say that […]
"It's all downhill from there, that's basically half of Florida." he said.
9 November, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEFORE HEADING OUT TO vote, Dennis Gobbmann cleaned his Glock 23 and spent an hour putting on his makeup. The 24-year-old refrigeration technician was lucky to not cast his vote from the Jacksonville watchhouse today, after being arrested last night for throwing rocks at cars overnight. […]
It is predicted that Clinton will win by a landslide.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the US Presidential election well under way, some of America’s most critical swing states are experiencing a surge in turnout among Latino voters, in an unexpected phenomenon that could provide a major boost to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Statistics from Florida, Nevada, Georgia, North Carolina and Arizona all show a significant increase in […]
"Nukes are pretty cool" he said.
6 November, 2016 17:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent finding by The Borowitz Report shows that the almost unbelievable rise of Presidential nominee Donald Trump is attributed to the fact that most of his growing contingent of supporters feel that they have been ignored by the political system over the last twenty years of Government. Speaking to […]
Mr Dutton said the legislation met all international obligations currently in place and the advice given to the Government was clear.
31 October, 2016 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A boatful of obedient Asylum Seeker families, currently drifting through the Arafura sea, have shown a commendable level of respect this morning – by turning their leaking wooden vessel around and heading back to their war-torn homelands. Yesterday, the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton, made it clear that […]
24 October 2016. 11:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining magnate Gina Rinehart has been spotted in regional Shanghai teaching members of her Chinese joint venture partnership how to ride horses and push cattle as she prepares to buy an iconic collection pastoral land in northern and central Australia. This comes after the announcement of an all-Australian syndicate putting forward $386 […]
20 October 2016. 14:25 EDITORIAL The rest of the world stood in horror today, as the last remaining media publications that cover politics live-streamed the most important political confrontation of modern history. Two of the must unlikable and untrustworthy American public figures battled it out for over an hour debating things that presidential candidates should […]
19 October, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ROMAN DONAGHUE ENJOYED THE occasional Winfield Sky Blue after a few work drinks on a Friday afternoon, he’d never consider himself to be one of those smokers that doctors frown upon. Waking up the next morning, he’d always feel a ‘cheeky guilt’ over having a […]
13 October, 2016. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact COMEDIAN CARL BARRON HAS taken out the 17th annual Paul Kelly look-a-like contest in Hobart this afternoon, after nearly a decade of entering the competition. While travelling around Australia, Paul Kelly made his first public performance in 1974 in Hobart. He sang a few Bob […]