American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up

American Gun-Nut To Make Sure He’s Packing Next Time Someone Opens Fire 32 Floors Up

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association has today refused to acknowledge that the horrific mass-shooting in Las Vegas overnight might have been prevented with even the slightest form of gun control legislation. Joe Siggspack (66) has instead has implored his fellow law-abiding American gun-owners to make sure they too are armed […]

Vale Hugh Hefner: #PutOutYourViagra Hashtag Erected In Remembrance Of Publishing Mogul

Vale Hugh Hefner: #PutOutYourViagra Hashtag Erected In Remembrance Of Publishing Mogul

NATHAN HEMSWORTH | Los Angeles | Contact American adult entertainment publisher Hugh Hefner has died aged 91 today in Los Angeles. The Playboy founder died of natural causes earlier this morning at the Playboy Mansion near Beverly Hills, surrounded by family and close friends. Reaction to the publishing mogul’s death has been felt around the world, with people from […]

Man Shocked To Learn World Didn’t End While He Was Asleep

Man Shocked To Learn World Didn’t End While He Was Asleep

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After spending most of the yesterday afternoon browsing the many news websites on offer around the world, Dennis Mignon was convinced the world was going to end. A nuclear holocaust, he thought, was going to turn him into ash while he slept last night. But alas, much to his […]

Australian Living In London Receives Care Package Of Aussie Foods She Never Really Ate When She Lived Here

Australian Living In London Receives Care Package Of Aussie Foods She Never Really Ate When She Lived Here

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A ‘homesick’ local woman living on the other side of the world received a care package from her parents earlier this week that contained a collection of Australian foods she never really ate when she lived here. Originally of Frogstomp Circuit in South Betoota, Angie Walnut made the move […]

Trump Vows To ‘Totally Destroy’ Hurricane Maria If She Continues To Threaten The US

Trump Vows To ‘Totally Destroy’ Hurricane Maria If She Continues To Threaten The US

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has warned that Hurricane Maria “will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen” if she continues to threaten the United States. In his first address to the United Nations, Trump derided the series of Hurricanes that have been devastating the Caribbean and Southern states […]

Kim Jong-Un responds to Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ insults by calling him ‘Tiny Dancer’

Kim Jong-Un responds to Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ insults by calling him ‘Tiny Dancer’

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Dear Leader of The Democratic Republic Of Korea has returned fire at US President Donald Trump after the New Yorker began referring to him as ‘Rocket Man’ earlier this week. Kim Jong-Un performed Elton John’s 1971 classic hit ‘Tiny Dancer’ to a sold-out crowd last night in Pyongyang, where he took the […]

Kim Jong-un reportedly ‘furious’ after yet another missile fails to hit Japan

Kim Jong-un reportedly ‘furious’ after yet another missile fails to hit Japan

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has shot another swathe of high-ranking party officials today after yet another intercontinental ballistic missile failed to hit its target. Peter Desmond, from a shadowy government department that doesn’t officially exist, told The Advocate that up to seven senior members of the Workers’ Party […]