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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing's disastrous holiday to Glasgow has gotten even messier today, after it was revealed that not only is he willing to lie to world leaders to save his neck, but he's not above leaking his sensitive correspondence with them to Australia's conservative media outlets. The Australian Prime Minister has been accused of misleading the US Government in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Melbourne Cup done and dusted for 2021, all eyes have turned back to Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who has somehow managed make himself the laughing stock of this world leaders summit in Glasgow. Aside from the fact that Scotty allowed the the major fossil fuel corporation Santos to sponsor Australia's exhibition in COP26, or the fact that...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Presidents and Prime Ministers from around the world have today dropped their heads in unison, as our leader made his address to the COP26 Climate Summit in Glasgow. Speaking at the landmark meeting, Prime Minister Scott Morrison caused eye-rolls and even some gasps as he produced a giant lump of coal. “This is coal,” said Scotty to a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today learnt how expendable he is when it comes to the historic bond shared between the United States of America and the rest of Europe. Day one of a week long European summit of world leaders has gone awfully pear-shaped from the Australian PM, after the French President openly told journalists that he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Worksites around the United Kingdom have been sitting empty for weeks, as the Brits learn that maybe they didn't really think too far ahead with this whole Brexit thing. Without any unskilled Romanian, Polish or Hungarian labourers to pour concrete and dig holes - the coldest and wettest country in Western Eurasia is learning why they joined the EU...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison has reportedly made a decision on whether he's going to personally attend the 2021 United Nations Climate Change Conference in Glasgow later this year. While it was speculated that the Prime Minister wanted to stay here in Australia for the rest of the year to coral the Nationals and receive second-hand praise when...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While walking up the White House steps today, Scotty From Marketing has gone extra lengths to save to himself the embarrassment of being exposed as the revolving door leader of an inconsequential oceanic nation, by declaring his arrival at full volume in third person. "SCOTTY'S HERE!!!!" announced the Australian Prime Minister, hoping the President or at least some...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of good news stories have been left tentative this week as North Korea successfully tested long range missiles.  Over the weekend, North Korean long-range cruise missiles flew 1,500km before hitting their targets in their own territorial waters after approximately two years worth of development.  Although the hermit nation has been in a gridlock with the USA about denuclearisation, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The prime minister, Scotty From Marketing, announced on Thursday morning that Australia would be paying $500 million dollars to rip up its multi-billion dollar submarine contract with the French - so that he can sign a new deal with the US and UK. For Scotty, It's a political play that kills two birds with one stone: 1, skipping...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to Scotty From Marketing's newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian Porter MP is paying his legal fees through a blind trust that has been topped up with millions of dollars by a faceless stranger who he has never met, Australia is getting eight cool new submarines! Yesterday it was announced that several cabinet...