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Australia And America Furious That Someone Might Be Taking Advantage Of Their Cheap Holiday Destinations

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the geopolitical situation keeps evolving in the Pacific, two heavyweights of the region have today revealed their frustrations at the state of things. With the Pacific Islands Forum taking place this week, Australia and America have once again screamed blue murder about someone else trying to take advantage of their small island neighbours. "It's just disgraceful that...

Piers Morgan Grows Concerned Now There’s An Even Bigger Bullshitter In The Market For A TV Gig

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he might have ended his own career. This comes after the 57-year-old Murdoch goon spent yesterday celebrating all of the hard work he has done to oust UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after turning on him two weeks ago in a desperate effort to...

Kiwi Art Student Trying Very Hard To Pretend She’s Not 100% Across New Changes To All Blacks Side

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever are watching the mid-year tests. With the Bledisloe, Spring Tour, and the RWC exhibition matches all ahead of us after this, no one is salivating harder for this abundance of rugby than the fans of the most winningest professional sporting team in history...

England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of extreme pressure from his own party and voters. This comes as Boris Johnson defies stern advice from his senior ministers to quit, vowing to cling on to leadership with both hands. More than 32 politicians and parliamentary...

Jeallllloussssss! Albo Shows Media Scrum Some Happy Snaps From Relaxing Ukrainian Holiday

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation's new Prime Minister has today wowed the crowd of journalists following him around the country. PM Anthony Albanese has struck envy into the hearts of journalists and cameramen by showing them some of the pictures from his luxurious overseas holiday. A customary procedure after any overseas jaunt, the PM has pulled up some happy snaps from...

Pathetic Coward Under Fire For Attempting To Take It Easy On Day 8 Of 2 Week Boys Trip In Bali

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys' trip, Jayden Norris says he just needs a few hours to himself. After 7 days of frenetic hedonism in a foreign, Jayden says he's actually 'had enough of these cunts.' The pathetic local coward has reportedly informed...

President Zelensky Moved To Tears After Hearing About Albanese’s Humble Upbringing In Camperdown

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the distress and trauma caused by a full-scale Russian invasion of his beloved country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has impressed the world today with his ability to appreciate how tough things were in the inner-west Sydney houso flats during the 1970s and 1980s. This comes as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made a surprise visit to the...

US Supreme Court Considering Banning Frangers In An Effort To Protect Human Life

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Supreme Court of the United States of America has today revealed that they are taking their pro-life agenda even further. Just weeks after overturning the Roe v Wade decision which made the right to an abortion a universal one, the court is reportedly set to ban condoms in the near future as well. The news from the...

Feminist US Tech Giants To Pay Travel Costs For Employees Prevented From Getting Healthcare By The Politicians They Donate Billions To

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some great news for US citizens already struggling within a privatised healthcare system, America's billionaire tech giants have generously offered to help cover the costs of anyone who needs to travel interstate to access medical procedures that have been greatly restricted throughout the country due to the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Tech companies including...

Country That Lets Lunatics Shoot Up Schools Moves To Protect Kids By Banning A Medical Procedure

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Of America has once again shown why there needs to be a big fat asterisk next to its trademark slogan. Proving that they are 'home of the brave, and the land of the free' for a select group of people, the US Supreme Court has now overturned the national right to a safe medical procedure....

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