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Nonna Reveals Hot Blooded Mediterranean Temper As Grandkids Get Within 1 Metre Of ‘Good Room’

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to visiting nonna, all those who frequent know there is one area that can’t be touched - the good room. Designed with absolutely no function in mind, the good room acts as a timeless relic for guests to view but never use. An idea that makes no sense, given that none of the furniture can be...

Walgett Tells The Virus To Run It Straight

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT WRONG TOWN FOR THAT: The ever-spreading Greater Sydney virus is going to face its biggest challenge yet, after stumbling into one of the hardest towns in Outback NSW. Yesterday it was revealed that positive case has been recorded in the remote northwest NSW community of Walgett, triggering a snap lockdown in eight local government areas. However, health experts say...

Millions Of Aussies Still Struggling To Get A Jab Advised To Bring A Crying Orphan With Them

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A WASTE OF DECK SPACE: The government has today aired growing concerns that not enough people are completing their civic duty to protect themselves from this virus. Australians in locked-down cities are being urged to protect themselves with that jab that the government initially didn't order enough of, and then scared them away from with fear-mongering politics, before...

Deporting Innocent Working Australians Just About The Only Thing Morrison Government Capable Of

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court has refused to hear the appeal of four-year-old Biloela asylum seeker Tharnicaa Murugappan, clearing the path for the Federal Government to deport them. The rest of the Australian toddler's family have already exhausted their legal avenues, leaving only intervention from Immigration Minister Alex Hawke as their only option left to stay in...

Government Told To Get Fucked 25 Million Times As Nation Mistakes Census For Performance Review

STEVEY BENNETT | National Pulse | CONTACT The Federal Government has rushed to clarify that this week’s census is not a customer satisfaction survey after receiving a number of abusive responses from citizens across the country. In the midst of multiple lockdowns, piss-taking levels of corruption and a vaccine rollout with less jabs than Paul Gallen’s last fight, it seems the Liberal Government has...

Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound home offices of Australia's most elite inner-city commentators. A majority of the nation is currently unable to work and stuck in lockdown, a situation that has been caused by extremely incompetent governments at both state and federal levels. However, according to some of...

Bureau Of Statistics Apologise For The Way The Government Made Them Word The Religion Question

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT With the 2021 Census taking place tonight, the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has warned the public that a lot of people might take offense at some of the questions surround religion. "We apologise reservedly" said a spokesperson for the ABS this afternoon. "We know that there is many more religions in Australia than the 7 options we provided" "But unfortunately...

Hillsong Mate Doesn’t Read The News He Reckons

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members of the club despite his religious disdain for the lifestyle of many of his teammates, hasn't been reading the news. That's what he reckons. When asked by several blokes at training if he's been reading the news, Rocco says he hasn't. In fact, Rocco...

Doctors Who Convinced Government To Give Us Year Off Work Urged To Explain Climate Change Too

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Climate scientists are urging the medical professionals who got a word in the ear of the politicians about the spicy lung to have a stab at explaining climate change to the same crowd.  This comes after the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change found the planet is likely to warm by 1.5C by 2034, with the report stating that the...

Byron Markets Face Critical Shortage Of Ginseng And Ginger Extracts After Recent Outbreak

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Premier has today warned residents of Byron Bay that now is not the time to get experimental with their approach to medicine. As of last night, Byron Shire, Richmond Valley, Lismore and the Ballina Shire are now subject to stay-at-home orders until at least August 17 after an active case was reported in the Northern Rivers...

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