"The police caught me with 48 car stereos," he said.
19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Are you the type of red-blooded Australian who enjoys getting up to mischief whenever you get the opportunity to wear a suit? Do you tend to spill things on yourself when you’re just trying to have a good time? Does the fear of ruining a […]
19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stephanie Carlin is the toast of her small West Betootanese friendship circle this morning after the 23-year-old successfully negotiated an almost-unheard-of $15-a-head cover charge for her and four friends last night at the infamous Pink Weathersock Nite Spot on Diamantina Parade. Using all her skills as […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia Day. It’s only been an national public holiday since 1988, and since the Bicentenary it has become quite a divisive issue. The blackfellas have never really like it because they feel it is an inconsiderate way to remember a date that marks the beginning of an invasion. Nationalists like […]
"I'm going to see Machi Pichi and shit," he said. "Go into the jungle and take it all in. Go full native, live like it's the last days of Rome."
18 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the financial services industry, the more a young creative professional spends on a South American holiday, the more they save. That bit of sage advice is not what spurred Morgan Hatton to tackle the world’s second-most dangerous continent – he looked his friends […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Considerate Uber passenger, Clare Hurley (22) has gone extra lengths for her 5-star rating early this morning. Following a lengthy Tuesday night session in Fortitude Valley, Clare felt the thirteen sauv blancs and two vodka red bulls making a dash for her pharynx. As most young Australian women do, after a day […]
"I can't help having nipples the size of CDs," he said. "Facebook and Instagram are discriminating against me."
17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Facebook and partner company Instagram have come under fire this afternoon from an out-of-work Betoota tennis coach today as yet anther one of his ‘topless’ holiday pictures was removed. Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, Glenn Morrison of Kiora Cresent explained that he felt personally […]
"If you looked at our browser history, we wouldn't be friends anymore," he said. "We are both sick, sick men."
17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two North Betoota mates formed a pact overnight to clear each other’s browser history in the event that either of them dies. Ernie Collins and Bernard Stevenson relocated to town late last year from Darlinghurst, on Sydney’s Upper East Side. They’re classic blokes who love a […]
Local baby boomer Steve Carroll says that he loves the stuff the police do on Facebook.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The cheeky and much loved Queensland Police Service have released a side-splitting video of some of their officers doing the Harlem Shake, after taking 44 months to realise what it was. The video features officers from the Toowoomba Local Area Command doing the shake, which took the world by […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report from the Fred Hollows Foundation has found that supermodels, porn stars and actors have some of the worst eyesight in the world. The charity, that aims to ‘put an end to all avoidable blindness’ have conducted a study into why hot people often look like they […]
"How does this keep happening?" he said. "Summer isn't even half over."
16 January, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Sunday morning with the smell of sin still fresh on his breath, Troy Liston noticed that his phone, keys and wallet were neatly placed on his bedside table. “It’s something that drunk me does as a favour to hungover me,” explained […]