Nature Journal Identifies Australian Music Journalists As Lowest Form Of Human Life

Nature Journal Identifies Australian Music Journalists As Lowest Form Of Human Life

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian music journalists, critics and online op-ed writers are a life form lower than ever seen before- that’s according to one of Britain’s oldest and most respected multidisciplinary scientific journal, Nature. Scholars commissioned by the publication, which had published many of the great works from Isaac Newton, Michael Faraday through to early works from Charles Darwin, say that […]

Gold Coast Council Responds To Allegations Of Severe Political Corruption: “Hehe”

Gold Coast Council Responds To Allegations Of Severe Political Corruption: “Hehe”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gold Coast Mayor Tom Tate has responded to last night’s episode of ABC Four Corners by saying ‘hehe’ after the ABC current affairs program on his council’s close links with developers, and possible masking of bribes in campaign donations. “Come on [laughter]” “It’s not that bad” he said. Deputy Mayor Donna Gates broke down […]

Elon Musk To Fix South Australia’s Soft Serve Machines While He’s At It

Elon Musk To Fix South Australia’s Soft Serve Machines While He’s At It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another week and another big announcement from business magnate and entrepreneur Elon Musk. After pledging to solve South Australia’s “energy crisis,” Musk has now taken up the challenge of solving the Soft Serve problem at Mcdonald’s across the free settler state. “I understand that here in Australia you guys can’t seem […]

Melbourne Art Student Smoking Rollies Outside The Louvre Says Italian Renaissance Is Overrated

Melbourne Art Student Smoking Rollies Outside The Louvre Says Italian Renaissance Is Overrated

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne Art Student currently loitering out front of the the world’s largest art museum and historic monument in Paris, says everything inside is just so lame compared to Fitzroy’s contemporary artistic video scene. Charlotte Parkinson-Singleton (21) says after observing approximately 38,000 objects from prehistory to the 21st century exhibited over the 72,735 square metre Louvre Museum, she can’t […]

1 2 3 116