Tarocash introduces innovative machine-washable suit range

"The police caught me with 48 car stereos," he said.

Tarocash introduces innovative machine-washable suit range

19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Are you the type of red-blooded Australian who enjoys getting up to mischief whenever you get the opportunity to wear a suit? Do you tend to spill things on yourself when you’re just trying to have a good time? Does the fear of ruining a […]

Natural born leader successfully negotiates a $15-per-head cover charge at local strippos

Natural born leader successfully negotiates a $15-per-head cover charge at local strippos

19 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stephanie Carlin is the toast of her small West Betootanese friendship circle this morning after the 23-year-old successfully negotiated an almost-unheard-of $15-a-head cover charge for her and four friends last night at the infamous Pink Weathersock Nite Spot on Diamantina Parade. Using all her skills as […]

Bloke not fooling anyone after booking trip to South America to ‘see the sights’

"I'm going to see Machi Pichi and shit," he said. "Go into the jungle and take it all in. Go full native, live like it's the last days of Rome."

Bloke not fooling anyone after booking trip to South America to ‘see the sights’

18 January, 2016. 18:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the financial services industry, the more a young creative professional spends on a South American holiday, the more they save. That bit of sage advice is not what spurred Morgan Hatton to tackle the world’s second-most dangerous continent – he looked his friends […]

Meet the bloke whose nipples are ‘too feminine’ for social media

"I can't help having nipples the size of CDs," he said. "Facebook and Instagram are discriminating against me."

Meet the bloke whose nipples are ‘too feminine’ for social media

17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Facebook and partner company Instagram have come under fire this afternoon from an out-of-work Betoota tennis coach today as yet anther one of his ‘topless’ holiday pictures was removed. Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, Glenn Morrison of Kiora Cresent explained that he felt personally […]

Mates form pact to delete each other’s browser history should one of them die

"If you looked at our browser history, we wouldn't be friends anymore," he said. "We are both sick, sick men."

Mates form pact to delete each other’s browser history should one of them die

17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two North Betoota mates formed a pact overnight to clear each other’s browser history in the event that either of them dies. Ernie Collins and Bernard Stevenson relocated to town late last year from Darlinghurst, on Sydney’s Upper East Side. They’re classic blokes who love a […]

QLD Police Social Media Team Release Hilarious ‘Harlem Shake’ Video 44 Months Late

Local baby boomer Steve Carroll says that he loves the stuff the police do on Facebook.

QLD Police Social Media Team Release Hilarious ‘Harlem Shake’ Video 44 Months Late

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The cheeky and much loved Queensland Police Service have released a side-splitting video of some of their officers doing the Harlem Shake, after taking 44 months to realise what it was. The video features officers from the Toowoomba Local Area Command doing the shake, which took the world by […]

Hopeless bloke loses fourth pair of sunglasses this summer

"How does this keep happening?" he said. "Summer isn't even half over."

Hopeless bloke loses fourth pair of sunglasses this summer

16 January, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Sunday morning with the smell of sin still fresh on his breath, Troy Liston noticed that his phone, keys and wallet were neatly placed on his bedside table. “It’s something that drunk me does as a favour to hungover me,” explained […]

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