Study confirms ‘wanderlust’ loosely translates to ‘crippling credit card debt’

Study confirms ‘wanderlust’ loosely translates to ‘crippling credit card debt’

21 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body confirmed today that the Millennial generation’s fourth favourite word, wanderlust, is loosely translated from the Middle High German word of the same spelling that means ‘crippling credit card debt’. While originally thought to have its root in the Germanic phrase, ‘Can you […]

Man from the country under fire for telling unemployed lefties to find a job

Man from the country under fire for telling unemployed lefties to find a job

21 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent country gentleman has faced a barrage of criticism this morning for telling the unemployed members of the wider Australian community to ‘get off their arse’ and ‘have a go’. The Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was branded ‘insensitive’ and ‘out of touch’ this […]

Woman That Honestly Thinks ‘Youse’ Is A Plural Says Migrants Need Proper English Skills

Woman That Honestly Thinks ‘Youse’ Is A Plural Says Migrants Need Proper English Skills

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Beautician, Kelsey Shayler (46) says Prime Minister Turnbull’s reactionary decision to launch a major shake up of Australian’s citizenship laws is fucking spot on. The changes mean would-be citizens would have to be permanent residents for four years rather than one; a new English language test will be introduced and applicants will […]

Apathetic fourth-year Arts student living proof that P’s get degrees

Apathetic fourth-year Arts student living proof that P’s get degrees

18 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stumbling through what should be his penultimate semester of tertiary study, a local university student is expecting another swathe of pass and fail marks to appear on his transcript come exam time. However, Sonny Gilbert has a sneaking suspicion that his three-year Creative Industries degree […]

457 Ban: Retrenched 55-Year-Old Absolutely Stoked With The New Availability Of IT Jobs

457 Ban: Retrenched 55-Year-Old Absolutely Stoked With The New Availability Of IT Jobs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently-retrenched Holden factory worker, Les Hartnell (55) says he’s ecstatic that the Government has today decided to make life more difficult for skilled workers coming in from overseas. “I’m pretty well-trained in management and the admin side of manufacturing, but I haven’t been able to find any new work. There’s no […]

CSIRO develop joke that won’t offend anybody

CSIRO develop joke that won’t offend anybody

17 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Using data collected from the 2016 census, a team of researchers at the nation’s peak scientific body have developed a breakthrough joke that can’t offend anybody. The CSIRO revealed the laugh at a special public holiday press conference this afternoon in a designated safe space […]

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