Local bloke looks 40 years too young to be using a handkerchief

Local bloke looks 40 years too young to be using a handkerchief

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Friends have berated young Leo Davidson this morning after he thought it perfectly normal to blow his nose with a handkerchief. The young man from the small honest country town of Woodenbong in NSW’s north east, said he has been using handkerchiefs his whole life and cannot see […]

45-Year-Old Aussie Hip Hop Artist Says Younger Rappers Don’t Respect The Art Form

45-Year-Old Aussie Hip Hop Artist Says Younger Rappers Don’t Respect The Art Form

WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT Andy Picton, also known as, MC Beer&Mates says the fire still burns within him, but he isn’t so sure about the future anymore. Bordering on middle age, the once prominent graffiti artist/breakdancer/Australian hip hop rapper told the Advocate today that he has serious concerns about the younger generations coming through the ranks. […]

Lithgow and Bathurst man brawl over who has the best McDonalds

Lithgow and Bathurst man brawl over who has the best McDonalds

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If you talk to Jayden Carter, Lithgow man Kane Willis is a ‘putrid dog’ that talks shit behind Jayden’s back. If you ask Kane Willis the same question about Jayden, the out-of-work gyprocker says he’s a ‘snake’ who only looks out for himself. Earlier this morning, the pair were spotted […]

Local fellow clips pedestrian to get some value of out his CTP insurance

Local fellow clips pedestrian to get some value of out his CTP insurance

DANIEL GOSS | Consumer Affairs | Contact Two years ago, Roger Dalton paid close to five hundred clams for his compulsory third party insurance. This year it was over $900. The 21-year-old student was forced to relocate to Sydney from Betoota earlier this year as neither side of the government honestly cares about regional infrastructure enough to […]

Brisbane City To Build Twenty More Bridges That You Can’t Drive A Car On

Brisbane City To Build Twenty More Bridges That You Can’t Drive A Car On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In partnership with the State Government, Brisbane City Council has today announced that they will be going ahead and building over twenty more cross-city walking Bridges that serve the same purpose as the sidewalk in the pre-existing car bridges. LORD Mayor Graham Quirk has ruled out a levy to fund the twenty, possibly […]

Biggest Game of Thrones spoiler revealed to be Foxtel streaming service

Biggest Game of Thrones spoiler revealed to be Foxtel streaming service

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Foxtel and their trendy new logo have revealed themselves to be the biggest Game of Thrones spoiler so far this season after their streaming service collapsed yesterday evening amid a spike in demand. The first episode of season seven was made available early Monday night to unbridled fanfare, however, many were let down […]

Mike Baird Cries Tears Of Joy After Seeing Numerous Closed Businesses In Kings Cross

Mike Baird Cries Tears Of Joy After Seeing Numerous Closed Businesses In Kings Cross

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW Premier and now high-ranking NAB executive Mike Baird was brought to tears today after getting up close and personal with his own political legacy. The head of Client Relations for the major financial institution was visiting Darlinghurst road this afternoon to visit several of his employer’s new high-rise residential investments when […]

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