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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As millions of living rooms across Melbourne erupted into both euphoric cheers and heartbreaking cries on Saturday night, the 2021 AFL Grand Final will be remembered as one for the ages. After 57-years, the Demons broke their premiership drought in a tense 80 minutes of inspired football. It was a match that nearly got a way from them in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New Zealand Warriors fullback and rising Queensland Maroons superstar Reece Walsh has admitted to behaving like literally every single person on the Gold Coast with a bit of coin behaves, regardless of their age. This comes after the NRL player was arrested by Queensland Police and found to be in possession of a little bag of that stuff that...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another major sporting code prepares to do a Grand Final a little bit differently, the hosts of the NRL decider have issued an interesting plea. Following in the footsteps of Perth Mayor Basil Zempilas, Queensland has called on fans to rise to their feet in a special Grand Final tribute. However, rather than applaud the rest of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Demons ended a 57-year drought on Saturday night by defeating their cross-city rivals the Western Bulldogs, to win the 2021 Grand Final. The weary Demons fanbase, many of whom have never known the joy of winning a flag in their lifetimes, weren't treated to the easiest 80 grand final minutes - as they white knuckled through the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is today currently locked in some alternate parallel universe, where everything we understand to be true has been flipped on its head. This comes after the Melbourne Demons stormed home to beat the Western Bulldogs in last nights AFL Grand Final in Perth. The 77 points win off the back of an incredible goal burst in...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although most people in the Southern, Western, and Central Northern regions would already be aware, there has been official confirmation this evening that the Melbourne Demons are playing in the AFL Grand Final.  This verification comes after TV viewers were assaulted by an ad for oat milk, reminding sports fans that the inner-city Dees are playing in tonight’s match.  They...

With more dropped balls than head knocks, the semi final showdown between the Storm and the Panthers has the rest of the rugby league world wondering what the weather is like in Brissy. In fact, the nut is so slippery, this game is starting to resemble a Warriors v Cowboys match Townsville. With no visible rain coming through on the broadcast,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive men. This comes as the Manly Sea-Eagles get set to take on the South Sydney Rabbitohs in a do or die battle for a spot in the Grand Final. While enjoying some Friday night footy, 54-year-old Brookie...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sunshine State's emerging rugby talent are very nervous today, after news broke that the Queensland Origin side is set to revisit the hard but fair initation rituals of yesteryear. This comes after this morning's news that Maroons and Melbourne Storm legend Billy Slater has been announced as the next Queensland State of Origin coach - after accepting an...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly 250 days in lockdown, citywide riots and an earthquake to match - life isn't that pleasant for Melbourne residents at the moment. That is, for most of them anyway. But not for every heart that beats true for the red and blue. Life's actually quite good for Melbourne's inner-city elite, because this Sunday at 5.50pm (Perth time), a football...