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Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup. Once known as a tournament where players from all over the world would descend on a nation to celebrate the beautiful sport of 'football,' the World Cup is now a revenue raising exercise for corrupt organisations, officials...

England’s Daddies: United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is no longer British. Despite ruling the country for centuries the English royal family are no longer on the throne, after a devastating defeat in the semi-finals of the Rugby League World Cup. Sunk by a 84th minute field goal to young superstar...

Qatar’s Amazing World Cup Stadiums Likened To The Pyramids Because They Were Both Built By Slaves

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a month to go until the world cup, Australia's Socceroos have released a video calling on the world cup host nation of Qatar to address their less than impressive record on human rights. They are the first team to do so. This comes after the oil-rich Arab nation managed to build 5 world class stadiums, capable...

NRL Star Angus Crichton Discovers A Secret Passion For Ballet After 2 Weeks In Northern England

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 Rugby League World Cup continues in Northern England, Australia's premiere NRL stars are growing used to staying in hotels that remind them of their under 15s state rep accomodation. On top of playing on football ovals reminiscent of concrete hockey courts, the best rugby league footballers in the world are now well aware of the fact...

Sky News Hosts Just Absolutely Fed Up With All Of These Woke Snowflakes Condemning Genocide

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Sky News hack has today revealed to The Advocate that he's had just about enough of the woke brigade trying to cancel everything. This comes after the Netball Australia/Hancock Prospecting saga rolls on for another day, with News Corp commentators relishing in the opportunity to get a few more free clicks and views. The saga follows...

Jamaica Rugby League World Cup Team Yet To Inspire Classic Film Despite All Being Ex-Sprinters

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Unlike other unlikely Jamaican teams of world sporting events past, the Jamaican Rugby League World Cup side are yet to inspire a classic film. At the time of writing, the first ever Jamaican national rugby league team, the Reggae Warriors, have lost their first two games after an impressive start to the RLWC where they took out the award...

Mike Cannon-Brookes Sighs As He Hands Over His ING Splurge Card Details To Netball Australia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't been following the only women's sport story to make NewsCorp headlines since that Newcastle NRLW player made distasteful comments about the Queen dying, Gina Rinehart's mining company Hancock Prospecting has pulled their $15 million sponsorship of Netball Australia. This comes after the players made the executive decision to support their Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander...

Having An Issue With Multi-Billionaire Mining Elites Who Advocate For The Genocidal Sterilisation Of An Entire Race Of People Nothing But Woke PC Cancel Culture Rubbish

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia has lost a $15 million-dollar sponsorship deal with Hancock Prospecting after players refused to wear the company’s logo on their uniform, leaving the desperate organisation in the red without their only available lifeline of conditional funding. The Australian conservative media at NewsCorp and talkback radio have gleefully used this an opportunity to roll out some of the...

Manly Sea Eagles Finally Begin Entertaining Footy Fans A Month After 2022 Season Finishes

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be 34 weeks late but it has been confirmed that the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles are entertaining for the first time in 2022. This late arrival to entertainment has come in the wake of the sacking of coach Des Hasler due to the professional way he handled a pride jersey debacle that rests solely at the feet...

Newcastle Knights Offer Des Hasler A Chance At Retribution: “Wanna Do A ’97 On Them?”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s most eligible coach is being courted today, as rival clubs attempt to capitalise on the smoldering ruins left wafting from Sydney’s Northern Beaches. The Advocate understands that recently fired coach Des Hasler is in the cross hairs of several NRL clubs, who are keen to land the signature of a man who boasts the 6th most wins...

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