Local Apprentice Cocks Head Like A Bower Bird After Seeing Update To His Favourite Energy Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA young man has been caught engaging in some animalistic behaviour this afternoon, as onlookers state he could be seen curiously cocking his head from side to side in the middle of a shopping aisle, it’s reported.
Brayden Williams , a young apprentice plumber from our town’s pebblecrete driveway district of Betoota Heights, was observed doing so down at...
‘Take Me Back’ Says Local Woman Posting A Photo Of Her Own Sonogram
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn keeping with the #throwbackthursday trend, twenty seven year old occupational therapist Portia Vause has taken to her instagram to reminisce about a time and place she felt the happiest, it’s reported.
Inspired by her peers photos of last years European trips, no doubt triggered by feeling jealous of all the people loading their 2023 holiday carousels, Portia has decided...
Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Advocate's editor has attracted the ire of media commentators this week after photos of the 56-year-old posing with his new SUV at Betoota BMW were uncovered online.
While it's not atypical for top-of-the-pyramid media personalities to own and drive luxury European vehicles, it's the fact that Mr Overell himself said the new BMW X5...
Millennial Sighs as Birthday Cheque From Nan Means She Now Has To Visit One Of Those Bank Thingys
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA young Betoota local has been handed a double edge sword this morning, after unwrapping a birthday card from her ageing grandmother.Waking up this morning to celebrate her 20th birthday, 1st year Arts student Briana Elke-Smith is believed to be sulking after opening up an ancient form of gifting, a bank cheque from her Grandma Dorothy...
Imported CBD Oil Found To Cure The Stress Of Having Too Much Money
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA recent study has concluded that imported CBD oil is an effective reliever of stress, particularly the stress caused by having too much money.
One of the active drugs in cannabis, CBD allegedly feels like getting stoned but without all the fun bits associated with getting stoned. Available with a doctor's prescription or via a US website that employs the...
Dad Who Just Educated Son On Little Brother Inside Mummy’s Tummy Probably Should’ve Waited To Show Him Alien
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds dad has unfortunately given his eldest son a core traumatic memory this week, by failing to use common sense at the worst possible time, it’s reported.
The self confessed sci fi movie whizz, Greg Harris can often be found rewatching the same movies he used to watch with his own dad, with Star Wars, Terminator,...
Advice Column | Get Rich Quick By Spending Less Than You Earn For A Decade Or Two
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactAs Australia’s leading thought guru on alternative financial strategy, I’m not known for giving advice that is in any way practical.
But all that is about to change because I’ve stumbled upon an exciting and innovative new money-making strategy that is not only practical but also promises to get you rich quick.
All you have to do is spend less...
Indigenous Voice Polls Show Majority Of Landline-Owning People Home At 11am On A Tuesday Who Willingly Take Part In Phone Survey Will Vote No
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Recent opinion polls have shown waning support for the Indigenous Voice referendum, with the majority of people surveyed saying they are going to vote "no."
One of the telephone polls canvassed a wide range of landline-owning people who openly take part in phone surveys during business hours. This one, in particular, spoke to nearly a...
Woman Aware Why Older Couple At Bar Want To Buy Her A Drink Also Conscious Of The Cost Of Living Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week found herself resorting to the same tactics she used as an overconfident twenty something singleton in her bar hopping era, only this time, she’s substantially raised the stakes.
Instead of angling for a baby faced financial worker who was more than willing to buy her a vodka lime soda for the chance of...
Gas Industry Warns There Will Be No More Thai Food, No More Lighting Cigarettes Off The Stove If Gas Is Phased Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Leading figures in the Australian gas industry have warned that state and local governments that elect to ban gas from new developments risk losing some of the great pillars of our society.
Earlier this year, the Victorian Government announced that no new home or premises will be allowed to have gas connected to it. That...
