Team Passing Drill Throw A Curve Ball As Prop Cheekily Handballs The Steeden

Team Passing Drill Throw A Curve Ball As Prop Cheekily Handballs The Steeden

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If fourth-grade suburban rugby league is the sport of kings – Paddy O’Connor is certainly the crown price of the local competition. Either that or court jester – according to those who play with the swashbuckling 29-year-old prop forward. Case in point being at a forwards gym and drill session down the Dolphins […]

Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Wedding

Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Wedding

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds wedding has been saved from being a completely lacklustre affair with the DJ deciding to whack on the Grease Medley Megamix and crank it up to 11. According to wedding DJ Walter Casey (54) he doesn’t usually smash the Grease Medley Megamix until later in the evening but upon […]

Study Finds Fresh Plant Horses Should Be Right After A Few Neck Rubs

Study Finds Fresh Plant Horses Should Be Right After A Few Neck Rubs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent survey conducted by the Australian Stock Horse Association (ASHA) has found that fresh plant horses that live to throw first-year jackaroos can be pacified by a simple rub on the neck and a few kind words. The group’s spokesman spoke briefly to The Advocate via telephone this morning to discuss the study’s […]

Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name

Awkward Man Needs To Find New Cafe After Barista Learns His Name

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A systems engineer at South Betoota Polytechnical College is in need of a new cafe to go to today after the barista at his usual haunt started calling him by his first name. “I haven’t got time or the inclination to make any new friends,” said Colin Rawlins, 34. “So the bloke at […]

Morning Meeting Now Just Passive Aggressive Comments About How Loud Jessica Types

Morning Meeting Now Just Passive Aggressive Comments About How Loud Jessica Types

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Is it raining outside?” asked one robotic middle-manager to another. “Or is that hail?” Those in earshot looked turned to their collective right and looked out the window. Nothing but soft winter sunshine. But they knew that, they were just making another jibe at Jessica Pearson’s loud typing – something that’s fast become […]

Report: The Boys Are Going Through Their Backwards Peace Sign Phase

Report: The Boys Are Going Through Their Backwards Peace Sign Phase

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by a prominent Betoota nightclub photographer has found that a bunch of local early-20s blokes are now doing that thing with their hands. Since May this year, local photographer Xander (19) has been taking snaps of partygoers right across Betoota’s prominent nightclub district, The Gulley, which is home to at […]

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