Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot

Kids Learn New Grown Up Words After Daddy Steps On Lego Barefoot

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penny (6) and her twin brothers Tom and Roddy have today learnt some new grown-up words after their beloved dad, Ryan, had a mishap in the living room. After rushing to the street to take the bins out in time for the council pick up, dad was trudging back to the kitchen to […]

Report: Happiest, healthiest countries still have smoking in pubs

Report: Happiest, healthiest countries still have smoking in pubs

23 May, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the World Health Organisation [WHO] has found that nearly all of the happiest, healthiest nations on the planet still allow smoking inside licensed pubs and clubs. Denmark, recently named the happiest country in the world, still allows people to enjoy a […]

16-year-old’s world rocked after being forced to read Catcher in the Rye for English class

16-year-old’s world rocked after being forced to read Catcher in the Rye for English class

22 May, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Year 10 student at a prestigious South Betoota secondary school has had his world turned upside down after being required to read Catcher in the Rye for English class. Though he admits it’s the first book he’s read cover-to-cover, Alistair Momms-Boltons said the book’s protagonist […]

“I don’t regret it”: Local man lies and says he doesn’t regret getting spacers

"They remind me of who I was," he said. "And how far I've come as a person since."

“I don’t regret it”: Local man lies and says he doesn’t regret getting spacers

18 May, 2017. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Swanning around the sales department of The Advocate in his $99 off-the-rack suit, account coordinator Gavin Mole-Turner lets his stretched ear lobes jiggle and jangle with each flick of his head. The 29-year-old was a latchkey kid from the start, who quickly grew up misunderstood […]

Apprentice builder sent home for hooking into quiche at smoko

Apprentice builder sent home for hooking into quiche at smoko

16 May, 2017. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early today after watching him eat a cold quiche for smoko. Visibly shaken by the ordeal, McCarthur Projects owner Miles Hanford said he couldn’t believe his eyes when offsider Jason Moulin hooked into the […]

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