“Do You Ride Kangaroos To School?” Asks American Who Somehow Never Got Shot In School

“Do You Ride Kangaroos To School?” Asks American Who Somehow Never Got Shot In School

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A visiting American tourist sack back in his chair last night at the Betoota Dolphin’s Leagues Club and wryly asked his new local friends if they rode kangaroos to school. Max Sterling, originally from Portland in Oregon, is visiting friends in Betoota Heights that he met last year during the famous Calgary Stampede […]

Elton John Goes On Record And Says Saturday Night Is NOT OK For Fighting

Elton John Goes On Record And Says Saturday Night Is NOT OK For Fighting

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Legendary British songbird Elton John interrupted a London concert this morning local time to preface the next song by saying times have changed and Saturday nights are no longer OK for fighting. Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting was the first single from John’s 1973 juggernaut Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and is […]

Turnbull Attempts To Feel Disgusted At Banking Royal Commission’s Findings

Turnbull Attempts To Feel Disgusted At Banking Royal Commission’s Findings

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has laughed off the suggestion that he pretended to be horrified at the Royal Commission’s findings this afternoon, telling reporters he always thought the banking sector was all above board. “I can assure you, when I was a banker, things were a lot different,” said Malcolm Turnbull this afternoon in […]

First Home Buyers Posing With ‘Sold’ Sign Acting Like They Had No Help From Parents

First Home Buyers Posing With ‘Sold’ Sign Acting Like They Had No Help From Parents

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular young professional couple has recently taken to social media to show friends, family and casual onlookers that they’ve recently entered the property market – heralding a new chapter in their lives. Marcia Sock and Gavin Coolidge, both of Betoota Grove fame, are the new owners of a handsome four-bedroom home in […]

“No Case To Answer”: Legal Experts Prove Bachelor Contestants Actually Are ‘Vapid C*nts’

“No Case To Answer”: Legal Experts Prove Bachelor Contestants Actually Are ‘Vapid C*nts’

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A retired local magistrate has weighed into the ‘vapid-cunt-gate’ sweeping controversy that’s making waves in the Australian media sphere – telling The Advocate that the journalist responsible for it and the news media organisation who published it have no case. They have no case because the remarks were not defamatory because they were […]

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