CSIRO launches study into why men spit in the urinal

"I think it's fascinating that men can do two things at once," she said.

CSIRO launches study into why men spit in the urinal

25 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Men are often criticized for not being able to do two things at once, however, most men are able to urinate and spit at the same time – which has become an area of interest for Australia’s peak scientific body. Launching a $455m study into […]

Local bloke hits up every group chat he’s in hunting some Friday beers

"He's a bit of trivia for you," he said. "Give me 49 standard drinks and some illegal brain candy and 9/10 I'll piss on something I'm not supposed to."

Local bloke hits up every group chat he’s in hunting some Friday beers

24 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coming to the end of a relatively short week, with his boss away on business and only one meeting to attend, a South Betoota project manager has wound down this afternoon by hitting up every group chat he’s in – trying to lock in a […]

Young Sikh Man Looking Forward To Another Year Of Being Racially Profiled At Airports And Other Public Buildings

"I know I'll be fine going through customs," he said. "But I just know they'll stop me."

Young Sikh Man Looking Forward To Another Year Of Being Racially Profiled At Airports And Other Public Buildings

23 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite putting a Union Jack filter over his Facebook display picture, a local Sikh man has no grand illusions about how he’s going to be treated at airports and other public buildings in the wake of yet another terrorist attack linked to Islam. Ranjit Bahadur […]

Polite Country Gentleman Walks The Heel Out Of Another Pair Of Jeans

"Mum thought I'd grow into them," he said. "She was wrong."

Polite Country Gentleman Walks The Heel Out Of Another Pair Of Jeans

23 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ruining yet another pair of stonewash boot cut jeans, a quiet but equally endearing Eromanga man makes no apologies for the fashion faux pas – saying, “it is what it is, then you die.” Speaking to The Advocate this morning from the heart, Gregor Norfolk […]

Dual citizen throws UK passport in the bin after Brexit looks like it’ll actually happen

"Won't be needing this fucking thing anymore," he said.

Dual citizen throws UK passport in the bin after Brexit looks like it’ll actually happen

22 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dual citizen threw his British passport in the rubbish this morning after all hope that ‘Brexit’ wasn’t actually going to go ahead was extinguished as UK Prime Minister Theresa May plans to officially notify the European Union next Wednesday that the kingdom is […]

Local bloke under fire for bringing a longneck of red wine to Sunday BBQ

"You know, just when you think you know somebody, they go and pull something like this," he said.

Local bloke under fire for bringing a longneck of red wine to Sunday BBQ

20 March, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moving to the harsh Queensland interior just last year, a local retiree has revealed that his ‘sand-change’ was going swimmingly up until yesterday when he arrived at a mate’s Sunday BBQ with a longneck of red wine. Red wine and other communist beverages were banned […]

Sneaky woman reckons housemate won’t notice slice of pizza going missing

"There's one thing worse than stealing your housemate's fridge pizza," she said. "And that's eating warm sushi."

Sneaky woman reckons housemate won’t notice slice of pizza going missing

20 March, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the last of the Saturday night pinot gris dripped from her pores, an East Betoota glazier finally felt right again to stomach something last night – a slice of her housemate’s leftover supreme pizza. As there were five four slices left or half your standard pizza, Natalie […]

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