First-year politics student becomes expert in French politics overnight

First-year politics student becomes expert in French politics overnight

24 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 19-year-old politics student at South Betoota Technical College is the talk of the town this afternoon after becoming an expert in the ins and outs of the French political system overnight. Close to a dozen of his classmates swooned over Gregor Liston, who now sports a gleaming […]

Man’s faith in world tested as Gogglebox wins Best Factual Programme Logie

Man’s faith in world tested as Gogglebox wins Best Factual Programme Logie

24 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large| Contact A South Betoota shopkeeper had his faith in humanity tested last night as he watched the TV Week Logie Awards from behind the counter of his local mixed business. Walter Kowalczyk often watches a number of commercial television programs of an evening while he works, giving the 65-year-old an […]

Local Dad ‘shocked’ and ‘appalled’ by what son wore to festival

"Jesus wept, he looks like a poofter," said the Dragons season ticket holder. "Maybe he is one, I'm always the last to find out."

Local Dad ‘shocked’ and ‘appalled’ by what son wore to festival

22 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attending the GumNutterz Festival out on the Betoota city limits last weekend, Greg Portman was eager to shed the Tarocash uniform he’s forced to wear to work each day for something a little bit more befitting of his left-leaning politics. Wearing cut-off jean shorts and […]

Tradie asks other tradie if he’s got much work on at the moment

Tradie asks other tradie if he’s got much work on at the moment

20 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate can reveal today that a local tradesman has taken time out of his busy afternoon to ask a fellow tradesman if he has much work on at the moment. Exchanging a few words while maintaining the status quo, Dennis Coleman, a local roofer […]

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