Young couple buys home after finally taking Joe Hockey’s advice to get better jobs

Young couple buys home after finally taking Joe Hockey’s advice to get better jobs

QUINTIN CARTWRIGHT | Local News | Contact Two former South Betoota bottom-feeders have kick-started their life by trading in their old low-paying jobs for high-paying ones. Sam Frogboy used to break construction material into manageable pieces before throwing it into a skip bin for a living and his partner Amy Miller shot birds at the airport. However, […]

Bob Katter stands in awe of new local solar panels

Bob Katter stands in awe of new local solar panels

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You mean to say they get the power from the sun?” he said. The Member for Kennedy asked his media advisor to quickly pull over after passing the Windorah Solar Farm earlier today so he could take a closer look. “Pull over,” said Katter, tapping the driver on the […]

Friday Night Staring At Phone Session Interrupted By Drinking

Friday Night Staring At Phone Session Interrupted By Drinking

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact A group of local friends had their mindless Facebook scrolling abruptly halted this afternoon after a couple of rounds of beers were introduced. The group of school friends were down enjoying a couple of schooners on a Friday night, and after the mundane ‘How was your week? Busy […]

Travel agent cuts out middle man and sells cocaine to people travelling to South America

Travel agent cuts out middle man and sells cocaine to people travelling to South America

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local travel agency has created controversy this morning after they revealed that they’ve been offering narcotics to ordinary Betootanese people looking to book a holiday to South America. Coleman & Sons Travel, in Betoota’s French Quarter district, stands accused of dealing cocaine to prospective travellers in an effort […]

Man fears his mother is being brainwashed by Minions memes after joining the Face Book

Man fears his mother is being brainwashed by Minions memes after joining the Face Book

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired local mother has taken to social media this morning in an attempt to stave off the boredom often associated with home life. Wendy Gondola, the owner-operator of popular French Quater hammock shop, Heroin Hammocks, has taken a shine to ‘Minions’ memes according to her son, Dylan. However, Dylan is beginning to think […]

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