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Liberal Party Put In Place Measures To Protect Their Non-Idiot Image While PM Is On Holidays

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As is often the case when the Prime Minister puts his phone on flight mode and takes off for one of his trimonthly family holidays, it seems the Coalition Government is once again at the point of collapse. As has been reported diligently by The Betoota Advocate this week, the National Party looks as though they might be...

Two Palm Trees Outside Weatherboard Shack Transforms Rough Coastal Town Into Santa Monica

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A regional epicentre has today been given that extra oomph it needed to become a Californian beachfront city. Amidst all of the alcohol-fuelled pub violence and houso blow-ups, the 10,000 person town of Avablue, is now very la-di-da. Some say it might have been when the surf club unveiled an espresso martini tap, others say it was when Taskforce Maxima...

Deputy PM Worries Twitter’s Trump Ban Sets Precedent Leaders Can No Longer Lie Out Their Arse

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Not known for acting quickly on any particular issue facing the Australian people, today the Canberra political class have been quick to get themselves into gear to confront what they believe to be an imminent threat to our way of life Acting Prime Minister Michael McCormack has held a press conference today to criticise Twitter for censoring US...

Donald Trump Fires Up The Old MSN Messenger Account After Being Banned From Twitter

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Major social media platforms have temporarily locked the accounts of US President Donald Trump, as the embattled leader continues to fire off baseless claims about the 2020 US election amid riots in the US Capitol. Tech giants insist this is not a case of censorship, but merely an effort to minimise the spread of political misinformation — including...

US Capitol ‘Protests’ Officially Become ‘Riots’ After A Black Man Joins In

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Just hours ago, the Australian Government's SmartTraveller website has just updated its section on the east coast of the United States. While there was already a ban on overseas travel due to the pandemic, the US page has been updated to include this warning for Australians already in Washington DC. Due to violent protests in Washington DC, curfews are in...

Australia Acts Like We’ve Never Seen Delusional Rednecks Infiltrate A Nation’s Capital Before

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Everyday Australians are once again beating our chests with pride today, as the country that we have spent the last century trying to impress - continues to implode. Just like every time there is a tragic school shooting, or another record breaks with daily COVID-19 deaths - Australians are looking on with a smirk, knowing that we aren't...

Gladys Ditches Controversial ‘Avalon Dome’ Strategy After Steady Decline Of Cases Up North

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has this morning exhaled and decided against pressing the button that her finger has been hovering over for several days now. The NSW Premier held a "crisis Cabinet" meeting today to determine how people across NSW would spend their Christmas Day. Today's press conference today revealed much better news for the insular peninsular north of Sydney Harbour, a development...

Pub Carpet Gets First Clean In 20 Years After Being Visited By A Northern Beaches Resident

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Drunken Stockman Hotel in South Betoota today smells like a hospital, after all of its character was shampooed out of the carpets and fumigated from the walls last night. This comes after the Betoota Mayor intervened on the pub's Christmas trade and demanded the venue undertake a deep clean, just in case that dastardly virus had somehow...

Journos Seeking PM’s Comments About The Sydney Outbreak Told To Check Hamilton Island Or Noosa

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As was reported today Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been unavailable for comments regarding the developing COVID-19 outbreak in Sydney's Northern Beaches. This was, of course, only reported by The Betoota Advocate and several other independent news publishers who aren't owned and operated by aristocratic Sydney baby boomers whose interests are served by the Liberal Party. So far, the...

Avalon Super Spreaders Surprisingly Not Getting Same Coverage As Black Teenagers From Logan

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's premiere Murdoch rag has hit the ground running today, praising the Liberal NSW Government for their swift action in locking down the Northern Beaches 'FOR THEIR OWN GOOD' according to the front page. This headline is noticeable more supportive of the NSW public health measures, when compared to the 100 or so 'DICTATOR DAN' headlines they ran...

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