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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Government has bid thee farewell to Melbourne's thriving medieval reenactment community, as the chainmail enthusiasts are ordered to undertake a 12 day home isolation. The SwordCraft medieval battle recreation event in Parkville has been listed as Tier 1 exposure site after a positive case attended on Friday last week. It is believed the positive case was in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne records another 12 new community cases, five million residents are preparing once again to be put under the strict stay-home orders that held the entire city in protective custody for 112 days last year. The list of exposure sites across Victoria now includes over 80 cafes and businesses in Mordialloc, Carnegie, Burwood East, and Red Hill on the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are once again getting ready to discontinue any form of routine, and sit at home on the dole for an indefinite amount of time. This comes as, Victorian Health Minister Martin Foley has confirmed there are four positive COVID-19 cases in Victoria. All four reside in the City of Whittlesea in Melbourne's north. Two of the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of stoking fears around vaccinations, until enough vaccinations arrived for him to not have to delay their roll-out, the Prime Minister is back to patting himself on the back for his incredible efforts to vaccinate 3.6 million people in the same time America managed to vaccinate 129 million people. This comes as two "likely positive" cases of COVID-19...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the government continues their marketing campaign to convince the nation that it's completely normal for us to have closed borders until 2023 because we've only vaccinated 10% of our population, the incompetent Liberal Party baggage continues to earn more money than almost anyone else within the entire public service, education sector, retail, hospitality and science. As the party's...

LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact With less Australians signing up to receive the Covid jab than predicted, Senator Jacquie Lambie has called upon the government to spend big on an advertising campaign encouraging people to please get vaccinated against a virus that has literally killed millions. Having felt the extreme shame of Jacqui Lambie being the voice of reason, part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With medical skepticism at an all time high, the pressure is on the Australian government to begin promoting vaccinations through the use of celebrities, after seeing such great success with similar campaigns in New Zealand and Singapore. However, this idea in itself is marred with hurdles, as advertising executives begin flagging that Australia's celebrity deficit means that the closest...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has made some powerful enemies in Toowoomba today for suggesting the city is too far away from the Queensland capital and lacked sufficient resources to host a quarantine hub that could bring thousands of jobs to the region. In a plan handed to the Queensland government in January, different business figures and local politicians from Toowoomba...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Queensland Youth Justice Department has found that the rates of youth crime in the Deep North is now the worst in the state. At a regional level, the overall crime rate in Townsville jumped 1.5 per cent from 2017-18 to 2018-19, and 9.5 per cent across the past nine years to 14.1 offences for every 100 people –...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When Sydney woman Caroline Davies and her husband Pete first toyed with the idea of buying a home together, the most realistic option looked like a sea-change on the NSW Central Coast. That was before her in-laws intervened, and pointed out they just couldn't possible bare the idea of their new grandson Levi being raised alongside kids with names...