Dastyari Says Twitter Was Hacked After Liking Chinese Propaganda At 2am

Dastyari Says Twitter Was Hacked After Liking Chinese Propaganda At 2am

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has blamed a hacker “making mischief” for an out-of-character like on his Twitter profile discovered early this morning. As celebrations over Friday’s legalisation of gay marriage wore on into a classic Sydney-style Sunday session, at about 2am, the Inner West government official’s Twitter profile “liked” a tweet containing Chinese […]

“Phase One Complete” Says Militant Homosexual

“Phase One Complete” Says Militant Homosexual

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The leader of a vast secret network of homosexual terrorists hellbent on corrupting Australian family values to their very core has today ordered his foot soldiers to turn their attention to their next target, after successfully destroying the institution of marriage. After years of divisive tactics by left-wing extremists and communists, a $122 […]

Bloke With Sense Of Humour Got Nothing On His Old Man

Bloke With Sense Of Humour Got Nothing On His Old Man

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Rising star in the Betoota comedy scene, Ryan Bosovic (25,) was shocked by claims made by his father Nikola Bosovic (52) who earlier today took full credit for his son’s sense of humour. “I taught him everything he knows!” While Nikola has always dug into his son for taking minimum wage jobs while […]

Lyle Shelton Says He’s Enjoying His New Job Making Women Cry Outside Abortion Clinics

Lyle Shelton Says He’s Enjoying His New Job Making Women Cry Outside Abortion Clinics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After having to surrender in his fight to protect the freedom of speech of 5 million voters and the futures of all Australian children, Christian lobbyist Lyle Shelton has now started a new job berating vulnerable women outside a prominent Surry Hills abortion clinic. After 62% of the Australian population proved how Godless […]

Abbott Refuses To Come Out Of His Room To Vote On Same-Sex Marriage Bill

Abbott Refuses To Come Out Of His Room To Vote On Same-Sex Marriage Bill

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is reportedly refusing to leave his bedroom of his Canberra apartment today, as the lower house reach the final stages of legalising same sex marriage. While the Coalition seems to be the most vocal in regards to patting themselves on the back over the imminent historical moment for […]

Iconic Groper Spotted At Clovelly Beach Over The Weekend

Iconic Groper Spotted At Clovelly Beach Over The Weekend

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An iconic Australian groper was reported to have travelled all the way into the shallow waters at Clovelly beach over the weekend, after not being seen or heard from in close to a decade. The male groper, who’s existence has been dragged back into headlines over the last fortnight for swimming a little […]

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