30-Year-Old Uses The Term “Pash” In Conversation

30-Year-Old Uses The Term “Pash” In Conversation

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Friends of Jordan Polos (30) were reminded today of how much growing up their mate has to do, as the thirty-year-old junior management consultant used the term “Pash” in conversation. “She was grinding heaps close so I turned her around and just full started pashing her ay!” Originating from the word ‘passionate,’ pash […]

“Millennials Need To Harden Up” Says Man Offended By Street Art

“Millennials Need To Harden Up” Says Man Offended By Street Art

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Upon visiting the Melbourne suburb of Fitzroy, retired swimming coach Glen McNamee (70) reckons young people need to harden up and that most of the local street art is “crude and unnecessary.” “All the cafes ’round here have signs saying they’re safe spaces and LGBTQIACDC bloody friendly and I’ve had enough of it! […]

Bill Shorten Makes Bold Attempt At Appealing To Youth Voters With New Bebo Account

Bill Shorten Makes Bold Attempt At Appealing To Youth Voters With New Bebo Account

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leader of the opposition, Bill Shorten has today unveiled a bold new campaign strategy, aimed at winning over youth voters heading into the next election which could be at any moment. Despite not offering much of a point of difference when it comes to housing affordability, environmentalism, NBN or other things that […]

Party Ruined As Host Forgets To Hide The Acoustic Guitar

Party Ruined As Host Forgets To Hide The Acoustic Guitar

LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT A much-anticipated house party was completely ruined recently, as it’s host made the crucial mistake of not stashing his acoustic guitar away before his friend Joel arrived. In what was gearing up to being a killer party, things took a turn for the worse when the house’s sole tenant, Steve, heard his guitar being tuned by […]

“No, George” Says National Party

“No, George” Says National Party

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maverick National Party MP George Christensen has had his hopes dashed within split seconds of throwing his hat into the ring as a possible National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister. This comes less than an hour after Barnaby Joyce has announced his will stand down from the roles as of Monday. […]

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce Finally Learns How To Pull Out

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce Finally Learns How To Pull Out

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister has today said he will be pulling out, as of Monday. After 6 months of chaos, including a scare with sun spots and a citizenship scandal, and a pregnant mistress. Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today confirmed that he will now have a crack at pulling out. While […]

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