Leathery Surf Club Mum Reckons Some Of Those Islander Boys Aren’t Too Hard On The Eyes

Leathery Surf Club Mum Reckons Some Of Those Islander Boys Aren’t Too Hard On The Eyes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive men. While at the surf club with friends on Saturday night, 54-year-old Brookie Overhl was seen to be quite vocal about how handsome some of these younger footballers are during […]

The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine

The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine

Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine. We ask the big questions this week and Miranda tells us how she processes the things she writes, in episode 15 of The ever popular Betoota Advocate Podcast. Editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker sit down with the controversial right-wing commentator, […]

Rainbow Lorikeets Due For A Comeback

Rainbow Lorikeets Due For A Comeback

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s favourite native parrot from in the mid-1990s is due for comeback, it has been confirmed. Bird enthusiasts say that unless you are out there bird watching, there’s no chance you’ll see a rainbow lorikeet anymore, and that they need to come back. “No one has even so much as seen one of […]

Bauer Media Almost Experiences Repercussions For Making Up Shit

Bauer Media Almost Experiences Repercussions For Making Up Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Actress Rebel Wilson’s record defamation payout from magazine publisher Bauer Media has been slashed from $4.5 million to just $600,000 by Victoria’s Court of Appeal – as the tabloid empire flew as close to accountability as they’ve ever been. Bauer Media will only have to pay less than a quarter of what they […]

Gold Coast Experiencing Shortage In Pink Stretch Hummers As School Formal Season Begins

Gold Coast Experiencing Shortage In Pink Stretch Hummers As School Formal Season Begins

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queensland high schools begin celebrating their year 12 formals, the 34 different bright pink stretch hummerzine companies in the South East Corner say they are completely booked out until after the Gold Coast 600. With exams around the corner, excited high schoolers across the nation are being treated to a little bit […]

Institutional Child Abuse Victim To Buy Brand New Honda Jazz With Government Compensation

Institutional Child Abuse Victim To Buy Brand New Honda Jazz With Government Compensation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will deliver a national apology to victims of institutional child sexual abuse on October 22 this year, state governments are already planning their distribution of compensation to the thousands of historical abuse survivors around the country. The victims of child abuse in Australia’s religious and state […]

“Missing Summer” Says Half-Naked Local Girl

“Missing Summer” Says Half-Naked Local Girl

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local girl Angela Mathieson (21) is counting down the days until bikini weather, it has been confirmed. Her uncharacteristic 10am Instagram upload of her wearing very little in a bathroom selfie has been richoceted around social media, with both her male and female friends sending screenshots to one another. It is not yet […]

Okay, Trump Has Denuclearised North Korea, But His Silence On Gender-Neutral Toys Is Deafening

Okay, Trump Has Denuclearised North Korea, But His Silence On Gender-Neutral Toys Is Deafening

JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT As was confirmed several hours ago, US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un have pledged to work toward complete denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula while Washington committed to provide security guarantees for its old enemy. Fine. Okay. It’s done. Good work, I suppose, but seriously… Are we really going to […]

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