Artist’s Impression Of New Development Very Generous To Surrounding Shithole

Artist’s Impression Of New Development Very Generous To Surrounding Shithole

ESSIE BURKE | Property & Government Corruption | CONTACT An artist’s impression of a new library, holistic wellness centre and high-roller casino planned for the site of South Betoota’s historic Masonic centre is unlikely to live up to its promise, it has been revealed. A Melbourne architectural firm released the conceptual drawings on Tuesday, which feature the usual expanse of futuristic-looking panels of glass […]

Catholic Church To Deal With The Pedos Once They Sack All Their Gay Employees

Catholic Church To Deal With The Pedos Once They Sack All Their Gay Employees

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s Catholic church has revealed they will deal with the whole deeply entrenched culture of protecting child abusers once they fire teachers, nurses and other employees who marry their same-sex partner – if gay marriage is legalised, in a dramatic move led by Archbishop of Melbourne Denis Hart, who has replaced the alleged […]

Wallabies Fan Blames Current State Of Game On Public School System’s Lack Of Taste

Wallabies Fan Blames Current State Of Game On Public School System’s Lack Of Taste

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A die-hard Wallabies fan says Australian rugby is in such a poor state because the growing underclass don’t understand or care about the gentleman’s game. John Whyte-Birmingham’s comments come after the All Blacks destroyed the Wallabies 54-34 in their Bledisloe Cup encounter in Sydney last night. With the final scoreline in fact looking […]

RSL Debuts Fun New Kids Menu

RSL Debuts Fun New Kids Menu

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Councillor Keith Carton says the new entertainment and dining options at the Betoota RSL will be a great addition to the eight-bar-two-restaurant community club at a ribbon-cutting ceremony today. “It was fair time we did something like this” he said. “A community club of this size should cater to all. Even the kids. For […]

AEC Reminds Millennials That Pro-Gay-Marriage Facebook Filters Do Not Count As Votes

AEC Reminds Millennials That Pro-Gay-Marriage Facebook Filters Do Not Count As Votes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of September this month, The Australian Bureau of Statistics will be conducting the Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey – a non-binding, very expensive process aimed at capturing a sample of opinions, when it comes to changing the Marriage Act to include same-sex couples. However, despite the feel good campaigning, both the ABS and […]

Barnaby Polishes Up On His Haka At Maroubra PCYC Ahead Of All Blacks Visit

Barnaby Polishes Up On His Haka At Maroubra PCYC Ahead Of All Blacks Visit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Deputy Prime Minister and dual-Kiwi-citizen Barnaby Joyce has refused to comment on whether or not he will be leading the All Blacks Kapa O Panga before this weekend’s Bledisloe match against the Wallabies. However, speculation remains after the Member for New England and thirteen year veteran of federal politics was seen in the […]

Local Priest Mistakes Man’s Confession About Sex Crimes As A Job Application

Local Priest Mistakes Man’s Confession About Sex Crimes As A Job Application

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Controversial local Catholic priest, Father Ricepell, has today embarrassed both himself and an anonymous penitent – who had approached the confession booth to seek penance for historical sex crimes. Father Ricepell, who was recently moved to the Diamantina area after running into ‘a mischief’ in Tamworth several years ago – was left confused […]

Barnaby Joyce Already Looking For Scaffolding Work On Gumtree

Barnaby Joyce Already Looking For Scaffolding Work On Gumtree

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It is believed that Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is already on the job hunt this evening, after being made aware by a foreign Government that he is listed on their books as a dual-citizen. Today it was revealed that the Member for New England is, in fact, a dual citizen – […]

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