Local Man Just Popping Down To The Bottle Shop

Local Man Just Popping Down To The Bottle Shop

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Toolio, is just popping down to the bottle shop apparently. With both his missus and close mates currently enjoying a BBQ out the back of his place, Toolio definitely isn’t putting a cheeky fifty through one of the automated Aristocrats pokie machines down in the shopping square. “I’ll just pop down to the […]

Hanson Assures Voters That Slashing Penalty Rates Is First Step Towards Muslim Ban

Hanson Assures Voters That Slashing Penalty Rates Is First Step Towards Muslim Ban

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One headline that has been greatly overshadowed by today’s tragic events surrounds the fact that in the early hours of this morning the Senate passed legislation to cut more than $1 billion in welfare funding, including support for single-income families. One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, who has been singled out by Senator Jacqui […]

Local Woman Certain Airline Lost Her Luggage After Seeing First 3 Bags On Conveyor Belt

Local Woman Certain Airline Lost Her Luggage After Seeing First 3 Bags On Conveyor Belt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coffee sales rep Megan Pustetto is just about to approach level nine, her husband Paul has confirmed. As an overly neat and organised traveller, Megan’s stress levels are often tested when travelling on aeroplanes – especially after experiencing four minutes of turbulence between Brisbane and Sydney. Despite the fact that only three bags have […]

Storm Somehow Good Enough Reason To Have A Few

Storm Somehow Good Enough Reason To Have A Few

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fact that it is about to rain quite heavily is a good enough reason to go to the pub, it has been confirmed. Local man, Rowan Dixon (27) should probably be getting home and making sure all of his windows are closed, but has somehow convinced himself that this is a good […]

Anglicans And Catholics Finally Find Common Ground With Systematic Abuse Of Kids

Anglicans And Catholics Finally Find Common Ground With Systematic Abuse Of Kids

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of conflict over the exact interpretation of the King James Bible, the Anglican Church and Catholics have today come together as kindred intstitutions. Following centuries of bloodshed in the Northern Ireland, the Australian Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse have found that both brands of Christianity aren’t too different […]

Baby Boomers Happy For Nothing To Be Done About Climate Change Until After They Die

Baby Boomers Happy For Nothing To Be Done About Climate Change Until After They Die

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With yet another bleaching event devastating the Great Barrier Reef, and North Africa forced into civil conflicts over catastrophic drought – Australia’s post-war baby boomers say that Climate Change is something they will continue to deny if it means they will have to make some sort of compromise. Former ex-Government-car retailer John Myles […]

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