Local Drug Dealer Unnecessarily Hostile Towards Paying Customers

Local Drug Dealer Unnecessarily Hostile Towards Paying Customers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though he is by far the most intimidating person that most of his clients come in contact with in their day-to-day lives, local drug dealer Ashley Grove is still unnecessarily putting on a show of how tough he is. Between dealing cocaine and MDMA, the 29-year-old also listens […]

Ipswich Mayor Polling Well With Voters After Being Arrested On Assault Charges

Ipswich Mayor Polling Well With Voters After Being Arrested On Assault Charges

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Outgoing Ipswich mayor, Paul Pisasale, is considering another a run at politics after voters repsonded favourably to him spending last night in lock-up over assault and extortion charges. The 65-year-old was remanded in custody after his appearance at an anti-corruption questioning finished with him being charged with multiple offences, including […]

P-Plater Drives Sideways Over Speed Bump To Avoid Scratching Bodykit On 2004 Lancer

P-Plater Drives Sideways Over Speed Bump To Avoid Scratching Bodykit On 2004 Lancer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 17-year-old has shown great responsibility today, by driving sideway over a suburban speed bump, in a cautious effort to not scratch the Duraflex Evo 84 piece bodykit on his 2004 model Mitsubishi Lancer. Witnesses say they were shocked to see part-time Woolworths shelf-stacker, Edward Alcock, taking such great care of the vehicle he […]

Snowboarding Aboriginal Podcast-Enthusiast Accused Of Appropriating White Culture

Snowboarding Aboriginal Podcast-Enthusiast Accused Of Appropriating White Culture

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Aboriginal man who enjoys listening to TEDx and Joe Rogan podcasts while snowboarding at Thredbo has been accused of appropriating the sacred cultural rituals of white Australians. The blackfella in question, Darcy Bridley (29), says that while his family come from a more northern, tropical landscape, he has always felt at one […]

Word Count Reached Comfortably With Two Pages Of Plain White Text At End Of Essay

Word Count Reached Comfortably With Two Pages Of Plain White Text At End Of Essay

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betootan student enrolled at The University Of Western Queensland has comfortably reached the digital word count required in a recent assignment. While asked to write over three thousand words regarding the perennial hummock grass of hard spinnifex and it’s the ideal environment, the 21-year-old named Jason Boylan found himself absolutely lost […]

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