Local Woman Still Not That Interesting Even After Getting A Wrist Tattoo

“Yeah, it’s doing nothing for me,” says a colleague

Local Woman Still Not That Interesting Even After Getting A Wrist Tattoo

PUTNEY SWOPE| Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman finds that people still deem her uninteresting despite having just gotten a wrist tattoo. Evelyn Mitchells, 24, currently working as a “retail specialist” at Zara, opted to stencil her wrist with a psychedelic butterfly design while on a recent trip to Bali. “I know it looks like something you […]

Government Study Finds That Pub Squash Is Underrated

Government Study Finds That Pub Squash Is Underrated

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the government consumer agency, ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) has found that drinking pub squash as both a non-alcoholic option or just a general day-to-day refreshment is a severely underrated option. Speaking to the Betoota Advocate this morning, ACCC boss, Rod Sims says that consumers are forgetting […]

Jacqui Lambie Accuses Climate Change And Burqas Of Attempting To Shaft Pensioners

Jacqui Lambie Accuses Climate Change And Burqas Of Attempting To Shaft Pensioners

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On last night’s episode of Q&A, Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie accused the nation’s rising temperatures and subsequent bushfires of attempting to take advantage of the nation’s pensioners. “Lets focus on pensioners and veterans. It’s quite clear that this so called climate is just another attempt at taking away services from them” “Why […]

Experts Confirm That Toadie Must Be A Good Root

Experts Confirm That Toadie Must Be A Good Root

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Given the fact that he has rooted some of the hottest chicks to ever appear on Ramsay street, experts from the CSIRO have today confirmed that Neighbours stalwart, Jarrod ‘Toadfish’ Rebecchi must be a good root. For many obvious reasons, none more blatant than the fact that he used to put away […]

2nd Hand Car Dealer’s Sweat Patches Edge Towards Hem Of Shirt

2nd Hand Car Dealer’s Sweat Patches Edge Towards Hem Of Shirt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Australia experiencing the hottest heatwave since the bloke sitting next to you at work can remember, Authorities are pleading for public help to avoid blackouts and limit fire risks as a record-breaking heatwave sets in across eastern Australia. Paramedics were reporting a spike in call-outs during the hotter weather, with people suffering sunburn, […]

Commercial Real Estate Agent Proudly Shares Turnbull Tirade After Googling ‘Sycophant’

“It went around our office like wildfire. Our boss loved it. The Liberal Party is back!"

Commercial Real Estate Agent Proudly Shares Turnbull Tirade After Googling ‘Sycophant’

KERROD PLATH | Contributor | CONTACT Real estate agents all over Australia have shared Malcolm Turnbull’s question-time rant about Bill Shorten without having any idea what ‘sycophant’ means, it has been confirmed. Internet analysts noted two unusual spikes in web-activity emerging from the servers of estate agencies in the aftermath of Turnbull’s tirade: thousands of shares on […]

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