Aussie Visiting America Surprised People Don’t Automatically Root Him For Being Aussie

Aussie Visiting America Surprised People Don’t Automatically Root Him For Being Aussie

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian visiting America has been very surprised that people don’t treat him like some sort of demigod, even with his highly-exaggerated accent. 27-year-old Pearce Guerra relocated from South Betoota to West Hollywood several weeks ago for work, so far he’s noticed that nothing is really different to back home – when […]

Nation’s Scaffolders Say Shot To The Mean Weather

Nation’s Scaffolders Say Shot To The Mean Weather

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rains currently battering the eastern seaboard have been a cause for great celebration for the nation’s scaffolders today. The predominantly Kiwi-Australian industry says that the current weather pattern is mean, as is the suggestion to now spend the rest of the day in a pub watching horses race on television as […]

NIDA Begins Running Women’s Self Defence Classes For Graduates Headed To LA

NIDA Begins Running Women’s Self Defence Classes For Graduates Headed To LA

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Institute of Dramatic Art, Australia’s most prestigious acting and theatre school has today announced several new disciplines will be added to their curriculum, aimed at preparing young women for the hurdles presented when chasing a career in Hollywood. The new subjects will include, Correct Handling Of Pepper-Spray Canisters 101, Womens Self Defence 220, […]

“Ready When You Are” Says Unprocessed Refugees After Entire Decade On Nauru

“Ready When You Are” Says Unprocessed Refugees After Entire Decade On Nauru

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After an entire decade of indefinite detainment on the tropical pacific island of Nauru, the war-weary families of men, women and children currently trapped inside the regional processing centre have made it clear to their captors that they are good to go whenever the Australian Government. “Whenever suits, guys” they said. “Surely this […]

Report: Mum Should Have Never Gotten Rid Of The Silver 96 Commodore, Fuck It Was Good

Report: Mum Should Have Never Gotten Rid Of The Silver 96 Commodore, Fuck It Was Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Department of Transport has found that the water-damaged silver 1996 Holden Commodore (VS) Equipe sedan that you grew up in, and your older siblings learnt to drive in, should still be in the family. The study, which was headed by several mechanical engineering students at Monash university, was commissioned in […]

Uni Student Still Too Broke To Buy Free Range Eggs

Uni Student Still Too Broke To Buy Free Range Eggs

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like many Uni students, Marek Nowakowski (18) of the University of Betoota likes to at least look like he has a moral compass. It has now been revealed that the young man failed a test of moral fibre by recently purchasing cafe eggs during his weekly shop. “Not an easy choice. I considered […]

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