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Newtown Girl Who Labelled Queensland Dumb Rednecks Last Year Now Praising Them For Being Smart

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based inner-city post-grad Arts student servant has today heaped praise upon a former foe. Bethany Cunningham has thanked the people of Queensland for being 'intelligent voters who actually voted in accordance with best their interests for once' - after they returned the Palaszczuk government for another term. The Labor Government was a strong winner on the...

Report: Melbourne’s ‘African Gangs’ Must Have Been Behaving Themselves During All This Hey?

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During what surely is the most stressful time for anyone not directly involved in hostile warfare, it is becoming increasingly obvious that the cause of all this sleeplessness can be put down to one huge problem in Melbourne; Daniel Andrews.  As the Victorian premier made the transition from casual pinko to full blown commie, a fortunate few are glad...

Government About To Hit A Trillion In Debt Still Acting Like $52 Million Gas Plan Will Save Us

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today quadrupled down and confirmed that a 'gas led Covid recovery plan' is the way of the future. Prime Minister Morrison's latest comments come after various business leaders, scientific experts and economists have renewed their begging of the government to use this once in a lifetime situation to try and set our country up...

ScoMo Brands Chinese Government Looney Inner City Lefties For Putting A Ban On Our Coal

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party is today having a good hard look at itself after some stern words from our Prime Minister. Scott Morrison gave our largest trading partner a HUGE serve today, after revelations that Chinese customers were refusing to take our good honest Aussie coal. "Fair dinkum you blokes, pull your bloody fingers out and get a...

PM Unveils New RentSeeker Allowance To Help Struggling Investment Property Owners

DARCY HENDERSSON | Politics | CONTACT In today’s press conference, the Morrison government unveiled its new RentSeeker package, designed to get money into the hands of those who were eventually going to get all of it anyway - as late stage capitalism plays itself out in front of our disbelieving eyes on the grand stage that is the year 2020. “Australians understand that we’re...

Pauline Admits She Has Nothing To Offer Until News Cycle Is Quiet Enough For Pointless Racism

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation has today revealed that their populist anti-immigration party is struggling to find headlines in 2020, as Federal politics and media prioritise real news stories about bushfires and public health emergencies. The mere fact that state and federal politicians are now being forced to actual do some work to contain the outbreaks of COVID-19 and provide support to...

Palaszczuk Tags In Stone Cold McGowan During ‘Tables, Ladders, Chairs’ Match Against The PM

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "There's human beings in there!" shouted ABC political analyst, Antony Green. "Ma God" "Ma God" "Stop this!" "Look at the devastation!" "Look at the human rubble!" Green, one of Australia's most respected political commentators, made these comments on live television earlier today, following the WA Premier's most recent press conference. Mark "Stone Cold" McGowan was tagged in to the ring yesterday, in the ongoing 'Tables,...

Dutton On International Arrivals: States Can Make Their Own Decisions, Which I Will Criticise

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has this week renewed his criticism of the Queensland Labor government for not allowing people in NSW and the ACT to attend funerals. The Minister responsible for the Human Rights Violations currently being committed on both Nauru, Manus, and Christmas Island has come out strong - demanding that the Queensland border closure should end...

McCormack Weighs In: ‘BLM Actually Forced Our NSW Branch To Try And Blow Up A Sitting Government’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Michael McCormack has finally spoken out about John Barilaro's brazen attempts to get himself a bit of rep this week, saying, he's not actually to blame. The Deputy Prime Minister who tried to blame the Black Lives Matter Protests for Melbourne's second wave earlier this week (something that every single expert has said has no factual basis) -...

Andrews Instantly Lifts Restrictions After Hearing PM’s Latest Round Of Potshots In The Media

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some great news for Victorians this afternoon, after Premier Daniel Andrews revealed he is lifting the state's restrictions as we go to print. The great news comes after Andrews was made aware of Scott Morrison's latest round of potshots in the media today. This follows a long campaign by the Prime Minister of taking shots at State...

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