Anthony Kiedis highlights danger of soy milk

Anthony Kiedis highlights danger of soy milk

11 November, 2014. 10:03 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact RED HOT CHILLI Pepper’s front man Anthony Kiedis has revealed for the first time that he has grown a breast as a result of soy milk over-consumption. Doctors have told the 52-year-old that the soy has created a hormonal imbalance which has lead to him […]

Betoota Advocate responds to The Today Show

9 November, 2014. 13:03 To Nine Entertainment Co. and ABC Media Watch, As a small and independent regional newspaper from far-west Queensland, we pride ourselves on reporting fair and just news with authenticity that rivals only the salt on the sunburnt earth that surrounds us here in the Channel Country. You may know us as […]

Nation’s Apprentice Tradies Begin Winter Bulking Before Festival Season

"It's all worth it. We look good, we feel good and we get chicks. Don't be jel, haters."

Nation’s Apprentice Tradies Begin Winter Bulking Before Festival Season

30 July, 2014. 10:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As winter approaches, an entire generation of young Australian tradesmen are preparing for strict bodybuilding regimes at an array of electronic dance festivals. Third year carpentry apprentice, Joel Simmons, says the ‘festival season’ is quite an important time of the year for a large portion of Australia’s […]

Local Man Cringes To Death While Watching New ABC Comedy Programs

The Advocate approached the ABC for comment but have yet to respond.

Local Man Cringes To Death While Watching New ABC Comedy Programs

  ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An elderly man has allegedly cringed to death after watching a string of new comedy programs on the ABC. The 94-year-old man’s distraught wife says that her husband fell unconscious while watching Rosehaven and never woke up. It’s understood by police that the man was heard to be sighing […]

City Ranger accidentally gives himself parking ticket; takes matter to court

City Ranger accidentally gives himself parking ticket; takes matter to court

  ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | errol@betootaadvocate.com A CITY OF Sydney parking ranger has ended up in local court after accidentally giving himself a parking ticket. Rather than paying the somewhat extortionate $104 fine, ranger Stephan John Branks has elected to have the matter heard before a court. “It was an honest misunderstanding,” says Mr Branks. […]

Prime Minister under fire for falling asleep during Noel Pearson’s tribute to Gough Whitlam

Prime Minister under fire for falling asleep during Noel Pearson’s tribute to Gough Whitlam

5 November, 2014. 15:09 STANLEY WORTHINGTON | Sydney Correspondent |s.worthington@betootaadvocate.com Those present at today’s state memorial for former Prime Minister Gough Whitlam were able to witness history-making speeches and performances array of celebrities and political identities as they paid tribute the man they call ‘Comrade’. With appearances from the likes of Cate Blanchett, Kev Carmody, Paul […]

Melbourne Cup to be banned after celebrity campaign against animal cruelty

INGRID DOULTON | Professor of Women’s Issues | Social Commentator |i.doulton@sydney.edu.au Well yesterday was the day, the day where most Australian men find a reason (outside of weddings and funerals) to wear a suit… and the day where women are expected to accompany them by wearing the ugliest head pieces they can find (but we must […]

VB goes undercover to win Surry Hills Craft Beer Festival

VB goes undercover to win Surry Hills Craft Beer Festival

3 November, 2014 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Carlton & United Breweries, a subsidiary of Foster’s Group in Melbourne, have today confirmed that the winner of last month’s Sydney Craft Beer Festival was, in fact, one of Australia’s oldest and highest-selling beers, Victoria Bitter. The undercover infiltration of the festival took out number one […]

8 injured in stampede as police dogs enter nightclub

8 injured in stampede as police dogs enter nightclub

STANLEY WORTHINGTON | Sydney Correspondent | s.worthington@betootaadvocate.com Drug detection canines triggered a human stampede last night at an infamous Sydney nightspot that injured 8 revelers. Two of the victims are listed as being in a serious but stable condition in Royal Prince Alfred Hospital. The Ivy Pool Bar on George Street in the inner city […]