Warner goes to lunch on 77* – Australia to spend the next two months drunk

Warner goes to lunch on 77* – Australia to spend the next two months drunk

Imran Gashkori | Sports Journalist | [email protected] 9 December, 2014. 13:10 IT WOULD appear that the 2014 Summer of cricket is in full swing with a stand-out performance from opening batsman, David Warner. A quick half-century came to the 28-year old with ease, as he managed to keep in control through a series of different bowlers and […]

“I was framed!” – Greg Bird denies urinating on fully-marked police car

“I was framed!” – Greg Bird denies urinating on fully-marked police car

8 December, 2014. 12:24 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] TROUBLED NRL SUPERSTAR star Greg Bird has been arrested for obscene behaviour after allegedly urinating on a police paddy wagon, just days after his dream wedding. Bird was detained by Byron Bay police after he married fiancée Beccy Rochow in the coastal town, over the weekend. The […]

Karl Rips Into Abbott “I Wouldn’t Fucking Trust You With My Wife At My Wedding”

Karl Rips Into Abbott “I Wouldn’t Fucking Trust You With My Wife At My Wedding”

2 December, 2014. 12:14 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] If you haven’t seen it, YOU NEED TO SEE IT. This morning on the Today show, co-host Karl Stefanovic appeared to reach boiling point with the illusive Tony Abbott. In a video that has since been removed from all forms of online media, Karl Stefanovic […]

NSW Government Gives Green Light To Marijuana-Inhaling Rooms

The project aims to keep drug users safe while they consume marijuana. Know by its street name "Pot", it is Australia's leading cause of embarrassing green outs and tin foil purchases.

NSW Government Gives Green Light To Marijuana-Inhaling Rooms

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] CITY OF SYDNEY council has controversially voted in favour of making the King’s Cross marijuana inhaling room permanent from next year. The motion was passed by Lord Mayor Clover Moore, saying that marijuana addicts need a safe place to consume their cannabis. In May 2001 the first inhaling room opened its doors for […]

“It was me” – Wolfman owns up to selling his 2011 premiership ring on eBay

“It was me” – Wolfman owns up to selling his 2011 premiership ring on eBay

Imran Gashkori | Sports Journalist | [email protected] 20 November, 2014. 16:30 LAST WEEK it was revealed that a member of the 2011 Manly Sea Eagles squad had done the unthinkable — selling their NRL premiership ring on eBay for a fraction of its worth. Today, The Betoota Advocate can reveal the name of the player at the centre […]

National Party Says Farmers Are Struggling Because Their Bloody Kids Don’t Visit For Xmas

National Party Says Farmers Are Struggling Because Their Bloody Kids Don’t Visit For Xmas

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THOUSANDS OF YOUNG country men and women are avoiding the trip home for the holidays this year, says a study commissioned by the National Party of Australia. This time of year is traditionally quite busy for many farmers around the country, especially grain-growers and sheep graziers. Yet many sons […]

“Get that s**t off the air!” – ABC to axe local TV current affairs programs

“Get that s**t off the air!” – ABC to axe local TV current affairs programs

29 November, 2014. 12:24 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] THE ABC IS planning to cancel local current affairs programs in the coming weeks after it’s content offended Malcolm Turnbull. First on the chopping block are local and international current affairs shows, such as local editions of 7.30 and world news program Foreign Correspondent. When […]

Bill Cosby Tells Judge “Alleged Victims Say The Darndest Things”

Bill Cosby Tells Judge “Alleged Victims Say The Darndest Things”

DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate can today reveal comedian Bill Cosby’s first ever attempt to publicly address sexual assault allegations that have come to light over the last two years. Cosby, a former sitcom superstar and much-loved television host, has found decades of fame and fortune through his unique style of family-friendly […]

Day Three: Bad batch of pingers sees 300 Schoolies arrested on Gold Coast

Day Three: Bad batch of pingers sees 300 Schoolies arrested on Gold Coast

25 November, 2014. 12:14 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] FOLLOWING our article on Tuesday regarding the secularisation of a Christian Red Frogs volunteer at the Gold Coast’s Schoolies celebrations, the standard of behaviour from the excited party-goers has been gradually worsening. On day three of the event, considered a school leaver’s rite of passage, over […]

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