Minority groups demand – “It’s time for a flag that nobody wants to burn”

Minority groups demand – “It’s time for a flag that nobody wants to burn”

November 17, 2014 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] YESTERDAY’S dramatic display of flag burning in Brisbane’s CBD by Aboriginal activists has once again sparked a debate usually reserved for Australia Day: IS IT TIME TO CHANGE THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG? Referred to by yesterdays protestors as the ‘Australian Rag’, the current flag appears to be as unpopular […]

Generation Youseless: People aged 25 and over still living at home are “hopeless”, says study.

Generation Youseless: People aged 25 and over still living at home are “hopeless”, says study.

                      17 November, 2014. 10:04 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] AN INDEPENDENT STUDY commissioned by the Federal Government has concluded that there’s no reason anybody aged 25 and up should still be living at home. The findings are contained in a report called Meet […]

Macy Gray reveals she owes her iconic voice to Benson & Hedges

Macy Gray reveals she owes her iconic voice to Benson & Hedges

16 November, 2014 12:38 DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru [email protected] SMOOTH. CLASSY. BRAVE. That’s the translation given for the new Icelandic advertisement featuring Macy Gray – which promotes international cigarette brand, Benson & Hedges. The Ohio-born singer revealed in an interview with Reykjavík FM radio station Bylgjan, that her trademark raspy voice comes from her […]

Top 10 backhanded compliments given to Brisbane by G20 leaders

Top 10 backhanded compliments given to Brisbane by G20 leaders

15 November, 2014. 13:18 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] THE LEADERS OF the G20 have assembled in Brisbane today for the first round of discussions over the issues affecting the global community. Prime minister Tony Abbott has insisted they all call each other by their first name as they gathered for a lunch today […]

Turnbull’s Election Win Results In A Colombian Flu Outbreak In Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs

Turnbull’s Election Win Results In A Colombian Flu Outbreak In Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] AN OUTBREAK OF Colombian influenza in Sydney has parts of the city in lockdown as health authorities struggle to contain the disease’s spread during post-election celebrations. “We did it. Jobs and growth,” one polo-wearing Waratahs fan was heard shouting from inside the toilets in a well-known Eastern Suburbs hotel. […]

Melanesian pirates and RAAF attack Russian flotilla in Coral Sea

Melanesian pirates and RAAF attack Russian flotilla in Coral Sea

13 November, 2014. 13:25 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | [email protected] A BIPARTISAN STRIKE by Solomon Islands-based pirates and Australian fighter aircrafts on the Russian warships in the Coral Sea was executed this afternoon. – German newspaper Die Spiegel was the first to report that Australia may be at a de-facto state of war with the Russian […]

Government scrambles after G20 venue announces: “We double-booked!”

Government scrambles after G20 venue announces: “We double-booked!”

13 November, 2014. 11:30 DAVID ANDREWS | Brisbane Correspondent | [email protected] The Australian Federal Government is today in panic mode after it was discovered that the Brisbane venue selected to host this years G20 Summit has accidentally double booked. With proceedings due to commence in the next 24 hours, officials are now scrambling to locate a new space. […]

“Australians are soft c*cks” – Putin calls out Abbott for ‘dropping nuts’ at APEC showdown

“Australians are soft c*cks” – Putin calls out Abbott for ‘dropping nuts’ at APEC showdown

12 November, 2014. 13:04 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] SPOKESPEOPLE from the Kremlin have today opened up to The Betoota Advocate about the hostility between our leaders – revealing a worrying sentiment that is shared by not only Vladmir Putin, but also the majority of Russia. In the wake of a confrontation between Abbott […]

Redfoo glassing incident was supposed to be satire, says accused

Redfoo glassing incident was supposed to be satire, says accused

12 November, 2014. 9:54 DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru | [email protected] A SYDNEY MAN accused of throwing a glass at US entertainer Redfoo at a hotel in Double Bay says that the incident was supposed to be satirical. Arian Berisha, 21, is accused of approaching Redfoo at the Golden Sheaf Hotel just after 12.30am on August 28 […]

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