INXS Best Enjoyed At Full Volume In Greek Hunk’s Marrickville Mercedes, Says The Chicks

INXS Best Enjoyed At Full Volume In Greek Hunk’s Marrickville Mercedes, Says The Chicks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the nation’s chicks has found that the music made by 1990s Australian rock band INXS sounds way better when blaring from inside a Winfield-scented Valiant, owned by a bad boy from down the road. Dubbed ‘The Marrickville Mercedes’ – the Chrysler Valiant has for several decades been a popular […]

Mum Fucked Up And Bought Diet Cordial Again

Mum Fucked Up And Bought Diet Cordial Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A giant ice cold glass of obscure tasting orange fruit crush has confirmed that mum has accidentally thrown the 90% less sugar version of the family’s favourite cordial in the shopping trolley again. What is yet another slip up in a Sunday grocery run is now something that everyone is going to have […]

Wake Attendees Comforted By Arrival Of Spring Rolls

Wake Attendees Comforted By Arrival Of Spring Rolls

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving once and for all that every cloud has a silver lining, those mourning the untimely death of local second grade coach, Reginald “Reggie” Delaney, have been somewhat comforted by their loss with the inclusion of spring rolls at his wake. Helping himself to a plate of about 30 spring rolls, Delaney’s second-rower, […]

International Women’s Day: Local MRA Psyches Himself Up For Big Day On The Internet

International Women’s Day: Local MRA Psyches Himself Up For Big Day On The Internet

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the United Nations take the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’s Day, one local men’s rights activist named Darren says he has chosen to boycott the date out in protest of the growing inequality faced by middle class Australian men. “Yeah. Get back to me when there’s a […]

New Baby Boomer-Themed GPS Tells Users How This All Used To Be Bush

New Baby Boomer-Themed GPS Tells Users How This All Used To Be Bush

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Global Positioning System (GPS) game has received a shake-up this week, with the arrival of the new Baby Boomer themed voice navigator. Pundits, however, are at odds as to whether the new Baby Boomer (BB) system will help or hinder motorists. The new program utilises the core data from Google Maps, […]

Majority Of Australian Worksite Accidents Found To Be She’ll-Be-Right-Related

Majority Of Australian Worksite Accidents Found To Be She’ll-Be-Right-Related

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent industry report has found that a vast majority of both minor, critical and fatal worksite injuries in Australia are directly related to someone saying ‘she’ll be right’ in the face of danger. As defined by the Small-Sized Suburban Construction Contractors Union (SSSCCU) defines ‘work accident’, ‘workplace accident’, ‘occupational accident’, or ‘accident […]