Millennial Tags Boyfriend Located At Other End Of Couch In Relatively Funny Meme

Millennial Tags Boyfriend Located At Other End Of Couch In Relatively Funny Meme

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local member of Generation-Y has today lived out exactly what her parents fear most, by communicating with her long-term boyfriend only via mobile, despite being in the same room as him. After seeing a funny meme in her Facebook newsfeed, local coffee enthusiast Jenna Bailey (23) felt she could not continue scrolling […]

Report: Mid-Arvo Piss Ups On Gorgeous Queenslander-Style Verandas Are So Good

Report: Mid-Arvo Piss Ups On Gorgeous Queenslander-Style Verandas Are So Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sinking piss on a gorgeous Queenslander-style-stilted-timber-veranda is one Australia’s most valuable offerings when it comes to quality of life – a global survey examining 450 cities has found. The River City Capital and several other river settlement in Northern New South Wales and further north in Queensland have been compared with Basel, Switzerland […]

ATO Worried There Won’t Be Much For Their Sons To Steal If Aussies Keep Avoiding Tax

ATO Worried There Won’t Be Much For Their Sons To Steal If Aussies Keep Avoiding Tax

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Administrators of the Australian Taxation Office have today revealed that they are concerned Australians might be claiming too many deductions in their tax returns, and in turn minimising how much their executive’s sons will able to steal from us. While admitting that the $165 million Plutus tax scandal has “tarnished” the reputation of […]

Cinderella And Snow White Arrested On Drug Charges During ‘Disney On Ice’ Rehearsals

Cinderella And Snow White Arrested On Drug Charges During ‘Disney On Ice’ Rehearsals

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The latest ‘Disney on Ice’ tour has hit a major speed bump today after two of its stars were arrested for possession of illicit substances. Both Cinderella and Snow White were taken into custody after significant amounts of methamphetamines were found in their possession. The Children’s extravaganza which had just landed in […]

2016 Census Results Suggests Everyone Needs To Calm The Fuck Down About Islam

2016 Census Results Suggests Everyone Needs To Calm The Fuck Down About Islam

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former PM Tony Abbott has today joined other conservative minor party politicians in accusing the Australian Bureau of Statistics of driving a ‘leftie’ bias agenda – after a record number of people who claim “no religion” has overtaken Catholics in the 2016 Census Results. The most recent results show that “no religion” […]