Report: Girlfriend’s Workmates Are Shit

Report: Girlfriend’s Workmates Are Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though she has explicitly admitted to the fact that the workmates she socialises with are not good company outside of work, it looks like Friday night is booked out by some sort of shit staff event that your girlfriend insists will be good. A recent report by the Australian Unions has found […]

Bachelorette Recap: Stafford Brothers-Lookalike Gets Mercilessly Friend-Zoned

Bachelorette Recap: Stafford Brothers-Lookalike Gets Mercilessly Friend-Zoned

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Well the 4th episode started off just as uncomfortably as the show can get, with Osher Gunsberg arriving to the Jock Mansion with a series of tasks that most jocks would delight in – proving their masculinity through physical exercise. After challenge each other to a plank-off, the toxic masculinity that has so-far […]

Bloke On Tinder Thinks Women Give A Fuck About His Motorbike

Bloke On Tinder Thinks Women Give A Fuck About His Motorbike

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has this week had to come to terms with the fact that women, for the most part, probably aren’t interesting in his motorbike or moto-racing accessories, when it comes to looking for men on dating apps. With his mates trying to steer him towards just using a photo of him […]

Tassie Protestor Says Abbott Was Lucky He Didn’t Get Him With His Other Head As Well

Tassie Protestor Says Abbott Was Lucky He Didn’t Get Him With His Other Head As Well

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tasmanian police will investigate Tony Abbott’s claim that he was headbutted by a Tasmanian in Hobart on Thursday after the former Oxford university boxer, turned former prime minister lodged a formal complaint. However, Mr Abbott only made his complaint to police when they phoned him after learning of the incident via media interviews when he’s slow-paced […]

ABS Warns Yes Votes Don’t Count Unless They’re Instagramed With Caption And Emojis

ABS Warns Yes Votes Don’t Count Unless They’re Instagramed With Caption And Emojis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sending off your same-sex marriage survey response without instagraming yourself filling it in, or placing the envelope into the post box may render the vote ineligible, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed. As Australia takes part in a voluntary postal survey on the issue of same-sex marriage. The Australian Bureau of Statistics […]

Osher Escorted Off Set Of Bachelor After Literally Cutting The Tension With A Knife

Osher Escorted Off Set Of Bachelor After Literally Cutting The Tension With A Knife

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uh OH! Matty has dumped Australia’s favourite #BACHELORAU contestant Tara, only to be met with a flood of angry tweets from people who are actually emotionally invested in which Gold Coast-based Instagram model this robot decides to spend the next 6 months with, This means there’s two left. Elise and Laura. Who’s it […]

Report: Walking Into Someone’s Photo Is Fine As Long As You Half-Heartedly Duck

Report: Walking Into Someone’s Photo Is Fine As Long As You Half-Heartedly Duck

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Institute For Tourism Photography has found that the obviously unavoidable occurrence of walking in between a photographer and their subject is 100% okay, as long as you acknowledge what you are doing by half-heartedly ducking. Accidentally walking into photos has been an issue plaguing tourists and residents […]

New LinkedIn Photo Bringing In Shitloads Of Work

New LinkedIn Photo Bringing In Shitloads Of Work

BERT MALLEY | Local | CONTACT Looking perky in a popped-button business shirt and blue blazer, in front of a plain white background, financial relationship manager Ron Frankham has reported an uptick in interest thanks to a change in his social media profile. “My old photo was the same as my Facebook one,” he said, “and it was a […]