Flume Gives Shout Out To The Forestville Ferrets During Grammy Acceptance Speech

Flume Gives Shout Out To The Forestville Ferrets During Grammy Acceptance Speech

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian DJ and music producer Harley Streten, best known as Flume, has won a Grammy Award for Best Dance/Electronic Album at the 59th annual Grammy awards overnight. A stunned Streten said the win was “insane”, but added on stage he was proud to be at America’s top music awards ceremony, representing both […]

Apex Gang Members Released From Jail To Assist RSPCA In Saving Pets Locked In Hot Cars

"What we have here is a select group of at-risk youth with a select set of skills"

Apex Gang Members Released From Jail To Assist RSPCA In Saving Pets Locked In Hot Cars

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has said the temperature in Victoria went up from 30C to 31C between midnight and 1:30am this morning due to hot northerly winds. The entire state is currently sweltering through a heatwave, with the mercury tipped to soar to 44C in the north of the state today. In direct […]

Federal Government Compulsorily Acquires QLD Farming Land For Pheasant Hunting Weekends

Federal Government Compulsorily Acquires QLD Farming Land For Pheasant Hunting Weekends

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Government has condemned Federal Government plans to compulsorily acquire its properties for the construction of a giant pheasant hunting for Sydney and Melbourne MP’s The Cabinet is aiming to take over a number of prime cattle properties around Shoalwater Bay, near Rockhampton in central Queensland, and introducing pheasants, to give our […]

Poor Contribution To Group Chat Followed By 3 Hours Of Silence, Change Of Subject

Poor Contribution To Group Chat Followed By 3 Hours Of Silence, Change Of Subject

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group chat of over 20 members has been compromised, after one contributor threw a pathetic couple messages into what is usually a free-flowing conversation between social-media-addicted young adults. Between screenshots of hot chicks from Instagram and non-stop updates on the odds from different online sports betting markets, a member of the group chat decided […]

Mundine Pulls Out Of Fight After Being Called ‘UnAustralian’ By Daily Telegraph Readers

Mundine Pulls Out Of Fight After Being Called ‘UnAustralian’ By Daily Telegraph Readers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Initial reports suggest that Anthony Mundine may be pulling out of his upcoming bout against Danny Green, after being called ‘UnAustralian’ by people who openly dislike Aboriginal and Muslim people – According to the Daily Telegraph. “We don’t think there’s any coming back from this” says one Daily Telegraph journalist. “He’s been […]

“Don’t Change The Date! But Change The Sign Supporting The Date” Says Exhausted Patriots

“Don’t Change The Date! But Change The Sign Supporting The Date” Says Exhausted Patriots

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s Far-Right movement are starting to show signs of weariness with just hours until January 26th, also known as Australia Day, a public holiday that has been celebrated since 1983. With nearly a month of gradual hysteria surrounding the date coming to a close, members from Reclaim Australia are […]

Tracy Grimshaw Apprehended For Cutting Brakes At Car Show In Effort To Stop Hoons

Tracy Grimshaw Apprehended For Cutting Brakes At Car Show In Effort To Stop Hoons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel Nine’s A Current Affair’s Tracy Grimshaw has been apprehended by security this morning, after gatecrashing a Melbourne community event, armed with a pair of side cutters. The media personality’s long-running feud with the nation’s hoons reached boiling point today as she was spotted cutting the brakes of heavily […]

Local Dad Loves His Deck More Than His Own Blood

Local Dad Loves His Deck More Than His Own Blood

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Grant Maryborough (56) hasn’t had an alcoholic drink in a licensed venue since 2012. In the four years since then, every bit of socialising or unwinding has taken place on top of his deck. A slatted timber attachment to his post-war Queenslander style house. “It’s all you […]

Local bloke asks to ‘borrow a ciggie’ he has absolutely no intention of returning

"Hey thanks, champ," he said. "But I can't roll, can you do it for me?"

Local bloke asks to ‘borrow a ciggie’ he has absolutely no intention of returning

17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s always one at each party – and last Saturday night, it was Ethan Whistler. Unfortunately for the West Betoota piano tuner, he couldn’t stretch the weekly budget far enough to include his usual assorted box of cleanskin whites and a man-sized packet of Horizon […]

Newcastle Steelworker Thinking About The Nineties Again

"It was magical mate. We had it all."

Newcastle Steelworker Thinking About The Nineties Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Newcastle steelworker, Gary Johns (42), has found himself thinking about the best years of his life again. The nineties. Knowing that he’ll be in an emotional mood for the rest of the afternoon, Mr Johns says he can’t help but shake the guitar riff from Silverchair’s ‘Freak’ out of his head. “It […]