Scott Minto Confirms His Attendance To Betoota Pub Take-Over In Sydney

Scott Minto Confirms His Attendance To Betoota Pub Take-Over In Sydney

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Rugby League great, Scott ’40/20′ Minto has today confirmed his attendance to this year’s Betoota Advocate pub take over in Sydney’s Regent street. The 38-year-old utility wing, centre and prop for the Central Coast Comets has said that he looks forward to having a few yarns with both the ex-pat […]

1st-Year Art Student Captures Her North Shore Upbringing In 8th Biggie Smalls Portrait

1st-Year Art Student Captures Her North Shore Upbringing In 8th Biggie Smalls Portrait

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 18-year-old Sydney art student, Hannah Clarke, doesn’t expect her lecturers to understand the unique connection she holds with the late Christopher George Latore Wallace, a Brooklyn-based US rapper that died roughly twelve months before she was born. She says she’s been into ‘Biggie’ ever since she heard the “Notorious B.I.G. & The XX […]

16-Year-Long Study Concludes That Kasey Chambers Was Definitely Pretty Enough

16-Year-Long Study Concludes That Kasey Chambers Was Definitely Pretty Enough

SHERALYN GINGERSNAP  |  Music | CONTACT Nearly two decades of academic research has resolved the subject question of Kasey Chambers’ hit 2001 single, Not Pretty Enough. According to, Shaun Nesser, a researcher from the University of Western Queensland, the 40-year-old Australian Country music singer-songwriter was, and still is, definitely pretty enough. “There’s no question about it” he said. […]

Contrived Hug Between Popular Teenage Girls Enters 5th Minute

Contrived Hug Between Popular Teenage Girls Enters 5th Minute

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of popular female students from Joan Of Arc Ladies College in North Betoota have spent the last five minutes locked in a deep embrace for no reason. The fact that both Kelly and Millie are both going out with the most popular footballers in their grade, who they love more […]

Pauline Advises North Queenslanders Do Their Own Research On Cyclone Preparation

Hanson criticised the state of emergency laws which block welfare payments for parents who don't prepare for cyclones.

Pauline Advises North Queenslanders Do Their Own Research On Cyclone Preparation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A mass evacuation is currently being carried out in the Queensland town of Mackay as the ever-growing Cyclone Debbie threatens to cause widespread destruction as it collides with a high tide. Authorities are urging about 25,000 residents in “low-lying areas” of Mackay to evacuate their homes immediately. “We are asking people that […]

Side Salad Fucking Kidding Itself

Side Salad Fucking Kidding Itself

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tokenistic bowl of hand cut vegetables that accompanied a $12 shnitty and chips has got to be kidding itself, says one punter. Inner-East Betoota man, Josh Gayrard (29) rarely treats himself to a dirty little pub lunch, and on Monday of all days, he’s definitely not going to fuck around with gross […]

Even Victorian Police Impressed By Apex Gang’s Ability To Steal F1 Car From Albert Park

Even Victorian Police Impressed By Apex Gang’s Ability To Steal F1 Car From Albert Park

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both Victorian Police and the Premier’s Office have this afternoon admitted that they are nothing short of impressed by the notorious Melbourne youth gang ‘Apex’. After over 18 months of ‘declaring war’ against the troubled teenagers with a penchant for carjacking, just about everyone in Melbourne has to pay credit where credit is […]