Advice Column | Drive Up Your Investment Property’s Weekly Rent By Creating An Auction-Like Atmosphere At Its Opening Inspection
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHere in Betoota real estate laws dictate that leasing agents are not permitted to solicit or invite a person to offer more than the advertised rent.
For good reason. With Betoota’s low rental vacancy rates, hundreds of would-be tenants are showing up to every open inspection. With all that competition, some are taking it upon...
“Track!” Yells Old Ass Man When The Chillis Break Into Deep Cut From Their 1991 Album Blood Sugar Sex Magik
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Despite young lefties having a sook that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (who are playing the Russ Hinze Bowl tonight in the French Quarter) have only been playing their new stuff and extremely old stuff, a Sydney grandfather last night got his crump on after one of the deep cuts brought candid memories back...
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The...
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Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he's only playing the hand life's given him as he struggles to kill the inflation beast with interest rate hikes.
In an effort to make sure the Liberals kept the property conga line going for investors, state and territory governments and ageing homeowners, the Reserve Bank put off hiking...
Pell Funeral Procession Accidentally Take Body To Cathedral Instead Of Landfill Where The Cunt Belongs
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The NSW State Government has suffered yet another indignity this morning after the body of disgraced Cardinal George Pell was accidentally taken to St Mary's Cathedral in Sydney instead of a landfill site on the edge of town.
The mix-up has left many mourners angry and confused after they lined the streets of the Erskine...
Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State
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NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has had to both thank but distance himself from outgoing Liberal MP Brad Hazzard, who today offered to martyr himself in the foyer of ClubsNSW headquarters in Sydney for the greater good of the state.
In some sort of twisted homage to the elderly citizens of Japan offering to clean up...
Wealthy Homeowner Never Thought She Was Capable Of Violence Until Someone Left A Boat Outside Her House
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In the hills surrounding Lake Betoota, it's not uncommon to see boats lining the streets beyond the parking signs and meters.
Land-poor boat owners say that's as good as it gets, as proper boat storage or moorings just aren't affordable anymore in the Simpson Desert due to the influx of COVID-related interest in marine leasure.
It's...
The People Who Control Arts Funding In This Country Put Retirement Off After Government Turns Tap Back On
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The ageing terrace house dwellers that control what we local content we see and hear in this country are happy to keep working well into their 70s today after the Federal Government turned the arts funding tap back on after a decade of neglect.
Despite promises from the Arts Minister Tony Burke that this $300m...
Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums
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February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that sits between the end of the summer sport season and the beginning of the footy.
The Big Bash final is this weekend, leaving three weekends without any sport to watch until the NRL and AFL...
“This Is Some Fucken Bullshit” Mutters Bill Gates After No Jab Novak Claims 22nd Grand Slam
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Microsoft founder and vaccine proponent Bill Gates put on a brave face last night at the Australian Open as No Jab Novak stormed home to claim his 10th Australian Open title.
The Serbian is now level with Rafa Nadal on 22 Grand Slam titles, setting up a showdown on the Spaniard's home at Roland...
Advice Column | Powerful Ways To Blame The Economy For Your Portfolio’s Terrible Performance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAs the third most popular financial advice guru in Australia - behind the Barefoot Investor and Davo down the pub who knows a thing or two about horses - I’ve helped countless Aussies get up and out of debt and in control of their finances.
And investing in the ASX is one way to do...
