Little Bitch Wristwatch Not Even 50 Metres Waterproof

Little Bitch Wristwatch Not Even 50 Metres Waterproof

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An inferior local wristwatch wouldn’t even be able to endure the water pressure fifty metres below surface, it has been confirmed. Despite claiming to be 25 metres waterproof, the portable isn’t even really trusted an arms length underwater – and definitely wouldn’t last one day the Australian Clearance Diving Team Four (one of two commissioned Clearance Diving […]

Sales manager mentions that he did the City2 Surf for the 25th time this week

Sales manager mentions that he did the City2 Surf for the 25th time this week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rodger Samuels’ colleagues have confirmed that they have almost had enough this week, after a certain fun run was mentioned numerous times. Rodger, a sales manager, has been blissfully unaware about his self-promotion over the last few weeks, much to the ire of some of his colleagues. “Look don’t get me wrong, fantastic […]

Local Tradesman Forces Apprentice To Watch Pornographic Video With Him

Local Tradesman Forces Apprentice To Watch Pornographic Video With Him

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Graham Scholls is a simple man. He enjoys his dog racing, party pies for dinner and building people’s dreams with his own two hands. But for all the joy he brings into the lives of everyday Betootanese people, the 49-year-old builder often makes his 17-year-old apprentice uncomfortable by making him critique and watch […]

Question Time named highest-rating television drama this week

Question Time named highest-rating television drama this week

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time in recorded history, the ABC’s Question Time has taken out the number one spot in the television drama ratings category. The national broadcaster is reportedly ‘chuffed’ with the accolade, saying that many people have worked hard on the popular programme and that this news validates […]

$223m study finds Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway To Heaven’ was probably about drugs

$223m study finds Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway To Heaven’ was probably about drugs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A landmark study undertaken by Australia’s peak scientific body, Bauer Media, has concluded that Led Zeppelin’s seminal 1971 song ‘Stairway To Heaven’ was most probably about drugs. The $223m report was commissioned in early 2006 after a number of executives at Bauer, the publisher of popular men’s interest zine Picture Mag, got into an […]

Man defies the odds and finishes bowl of porridge

Man defies the odds and finishes bowl of porridge

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact You’d be forgiven for thinking local personality Larry Coleman has a lap band because each time he fixes himself a hearty bowl of porridge, he always leaves a third of it to soak in the kitchen sink afterwards. But not today. Today the 24-year-old leasing agent-cum-entertainer powered through a […]

Special Investigation: Who’s Scott Green?

Special Investigation: Who’s Scott Green?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Since February this year, Queensland Police have been searching for a suspected high-level Brisbane drug dealer known only as ‘Scott Green’ – after he appeared in a viral video first released online by Coffs Harbour rock band, The Dune Rats (see below). In the video, the suspect can be seen stealing, using and […]

Bloke who walked from Sydney CBD to Bondi after a night out confident he can do the City2Surf

"I just got real sick of waiting for a cab so I just walked home," he said.

Bloke who walked from Sydney CBD to Bondi after a night out confident he can do the City2Surf

SANJAY WESTACOTT | Harbour City | Contact Dave Spalding (36) said the decision to join the City2Surf, this year just made sense. The finance analyst, who sees himself as a bit of a local legend, registered for the big race after a light bulb moment when he was out one night. “Mate, I realised that […]

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