Local Woman Somehow Turned Out OK After Drowning 47 People As A Child

Local Woman Somehow Turned Out OK After Drowning 47 People As A Child

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Katie Frost has bared the burden of her past for what seems like an age. While on the surface, she seems calm and collected. Almost normal in her own way. A known quiet achiever, popular among her peers. The now 23-year-old was the Head Girl of her exclusive East Betoota private school. But […]

WARNING: If You Mess With Terri, You Mess With Bec

WARNING: If You Mess With Terri, You Mess With Bec

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT South Betoota residents have been advised to take caution after the revelation that anyone caught messing with local Terri Jacobs will also be messing with on/off childhood friend Rebecca (Bec) Lees. A detailed Facebook post by Lees, featuring a photo of the duo posing aggressively while showing off maximum cleavage beneath flannelette shirts, […]

Friend You Haven’t Seen In Two Years Says It’s A Shame You Can’t Make Their Gig

Friend You Haven’t Seen In Two Years Says It’s A Shame You Can’t Make Their Gig

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT High school friend, and constant reminder that you’re not doing to bad for yourself, Jared Grossman, is ‘devastated’ you can’t make it to his gig, despite the fact you haven’t seen him in over two years. “No way, devoooo :(“ Jared said, when you replied to his band’s gig with ‘Not attending’ despite […]

Unsure What To Spend His Money On, Talentless Single Man Buys A Cool Drone

Unsure What To Spend His Money On, Talentless Single Man Buys A Cool Drone

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After a profitable quarter, sales executive Louis Roberts (34) has found himself with six weeks accrued leave and substantial savings in his account. Single, already owning his own flat and resigning himself to never being good at music or sport, Roberts’ took the plunge this week and purchased a drone. “It’s mad fun, […]

Straight Man Finds Way To Casually Bring Up His ‘Yes’ Vote In Front Of Gay Colleague

Straight Man Finds Way To Casually Bring Up His ‘Yes’ Vote In Front Of Gay Colleague

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the postal survey underway, there’s no denying debate over same sex marriage has been heated. However, there have been some great examples of human compassion during this testing time. One such example came from 32 year old investment banker Nick Panopoulos who casually mentioned his ‘yes’ vote to a gay colleague in […]

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