Liberal Party Cafe Brawl Breaks Out After Rogue Members Criticise Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged

Liberal Party Cafe Brawl Breaks Out After Rogue Members Criticise Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of Sydney, it has been confirmed that the Liberal Party Branch brawl stemmed from a disagreement over a famous book. The brawl in South Western Sydney last night, which resulted in police attending the premises and a man being taken to hospital, reportedly kicked off after a discussion about Ayn Rand’s Atlas […]

Clive Palmer Says He’ll Run The Nation Like A Business

Clive Palmer Says He’ll Run The Nation Like A Business

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Besieged mining magnate and political hopeful, Clive Palmer, pushed his boat out earlier this week by announcing his triumphant return to public life. He has the nation’s top job in his sights and has already recruited former One Nation senator Brian Burston to his cause. Speaking today from his base on our state’s […]

Last Friend Still Talking About Crypto Concedes That The Dream Is Over

Last Friend Still Talking About Crypto Concedes That The Dream Is Over

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There will be no Lamborghini. No beach house. No weekend getaways in the private jet, nor models to occupy the Gulfstream’s plush leather seats. Instead, only broken dreams and a seemingly dead-end job in a field that will cease to exist once next year’s doomsday recession takes hold. Today has been […]

Nine’s Sports Arm Renamed ‘Wide World Of Reality TV’ After Losing Rights To Almost Everything

Nine’s Sports Arm Renamed ‘Wide World Of Reality TV’ After Losing Rights To Almost Everything

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Channel Nine has confirmed today that they will be renaming their iconic and long-running anthology brand the ‘Wide World Of Sports’ (WWOS) this summer. Nine’s WWOS has rivalled Channel 7’s sporting coverage for decades but is now set to be renamed the ‘Wide World Of Reality Television,’ (WWORT) with executives at the company having already admitted that it doesn’t quite […]

Stan Grant’s Personal Assistant’s Assistant Confident Her Job Will Survive ABC Sell-Off

Stan Grant’s Personal Assistant’s Assistant Confident Her Job Will Survive ABC Sell-Off

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT More than 100 MPs and members are in Sydney for the Liberal Party’s annual federal council which is expected to be the last before the next federal election. The right-wing political classes have already announced several new positions aimed at dealing with any detractors or commentators who might bring their ruling party into […]

Farmer’s Knowledge Of The Land Set To Die With Him After Sons Decide Not To Take The Farm On

Farmer’s Knowledge Of The Land Set To Die With Him After Sons Decide Not To Take The Farm On

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local grazier has had to come to terms with the fact that all the knowledge he’s gained during his farmer career is probably going to die with him after his youngest son revealed he doesn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps. At 68-years-old, Miles Culter had entertained the idea of […]

Survey: 80% Of Inner City Left-Elite Still Kept Awake At Night By The Adler Shotgun

Survey: 80% Of Inner City Left-Elite Still Kept Awake At Night By The Adler Shotgun

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fresh from complaining about his slightly overcooked $10 rump last night down the Gibbering Elf Club in the Old City District, a perennially-hard-done-by-sexagenarian-property-owner knew he would have trouble sleeping after the unpleasant verbal altercation he had with the bistro manager. But it wasn’t because he called a 19-year-old girl […]

Opinion: Here’s Why Racism Might Be Problematic.

Opinion: Here’s Why Racism Might Be Problematic.

JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT It’s fair to say 2018 is probably the worst time ever to be a marginalised minority and it boils down to one simple reason: Racism. Now before you go mad in the comment section pissing on about that time during uni that I allegedly threw a cat out of a window for a […]

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