Local Man Rejects Toxic Stereotypes By Cracking Open A Warm One With Female Friends

Local Man Rejects Toxic Stereotypes By Cracking Open A Warm One With Female Friends

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke, Andy Madden, has shocked everyone today by cracking open a room-temperature bottle of red wine and sharing it with some platonic female acquaintances. “Who’s ready for some pinoooooot?” he asks in a friendly, relatable tone that could easily make him look a bit gay, even though he isn’t. “Me!” says […]

Rebel Wilson claims articles were against the law, Mabo, the vibe and, no that’s it, the vibe

Rebel Wilson claims articles were against the law, Mabo, the vibe and, no that’s it, the vibe

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rebel Wilson has revealed that the alleged defamatory articles written by gossip magazines that claim she was a ‘serial liar’ have breached the constitution. When asked what section of the Constitution has been breached, Wilson responded by saying “Section…what section? There is no one section…it’s just the vibe of the thing….” Wilson’s comments […]

Report: 95% Of All Boomerang Videos Just Pouting Women Raising Glasses

Report: 95% Of All Boomerang Videos Just Pouting Women Raising Glasses

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Instagram has found the 95% of all looped videos created by their splinter-app, Boomerang, are actually just of young women drinking wine or cocktails. The study, which was created to better identify behaviour patterns, has found in almost all cases the 5 second loop shows a half-hearted ‘cheers’ […]

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