Local mother justifies shameful addiction by comparing herself to unmarried friends

Local mother justifies shameful addiction by comparing herself to unmarried friends
Mother of three, Alycia Curtin, feels that her "half-a-pack a day" smoking habit is not that bad considering she has friends who will die lonely
Mother of three, Alycia Curtin, feels that her “third-of-a-pack a day” smoking habit is not that bad considering that she has friends who will probably die lonely

8 January, 2015. 08:59

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | clancy@betootaadvocate.com

34-year old Betoota North mother of three, Alycia Curtin says that while her shameful “third-of-a-pack-a-day” smoking habit is not something she is proud of… it’s not that bad – considering she has close friends who still go to nightclubs.

“Look, I am a mother of three healthy children –  Which means I have pretty much succeeded in every way possible to begin with – not to mention that I am also at work full-time and have a very committed husband. I don’t think my smoking habit is that bad in the scheme of things,”

A close friend of Mrs. Curtin hooks up with a stranger in a popular Betoota night club
A close friend of Mrs. Curtin hooks up with a stranger in a popular Betoota night club

Mother to Isabella (7), Jamie (5) and Hayleigh (4) – Alycia Curtin and her husband run a local travel agent in the cities north side, a stones throw from their family home.

But while Mrs. Curtin and her family enjoy the “settled down” life with their kids in the suburbs, she often criticised by in-laws and old friends when they are made aware that she is a still habitual cigarette-smoker.

“Here I am copping flak for a cheeky cigarette. It’s not like I fill the kids up on Maccas every night – My kids eat very healthily, junk food is only allowed on fridays and weekends. I’ve got friends who still spend their weekends hooking up with strangers in dodgy bars. Unmarried, no kids, no job prospects – that’s worse than smoking. I haven’t done recreational drugs since New Years Eve last year!”

Ms. Curtin has stated that she has tried quitting “once or twice” but finds it too hard of a task while juggling home and work life. She also praises cigarette smoking as one of the few vices available that contains zero calories.

In 2010, surveys showed that around a two thirds of family households in Betoota included at least one child aged 14 years. Of those household, 64.3%  included someone who smoked in the house. These numbers equated to just over 1o,000 children exposed to second hand smoke at home.*

However, despite this concerning stats, Mrs Curtin still feels that she is entitled to enjoy her dangerous luxuries under strict guidelines enforced by both her and her husband, Peter.

“We don’t smoke in the car anymore and we don’t smoke in the house – only the living room and only when we are drinking. We make sure our kids are taught that these habits are unsavoury, Peter quit smoking full-time in 2012 when his football team made the Grand Final – I am still waiting for the right moment,”

“I never smoked when I was pregnant – even though people still do it, Chrissie Swan did it – but I never would. I am better than that.”

The famous photo of B-list Australian television personality, Chrissie Swan, punching a dart in traffic while pregnant with her third child.
The famous photo of Australian television personality, Chrissie Swan, punching a dart in traffic while pregnant with her third child.

 

 

*Statistics regarding cigarette smoking in Betoota do not include motorhomes or caravans.

5 Responses to "Local mother justifies shameful addiction by comparing herself to unmarried friends"

  1. Amie   March 20, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    My goodness you make reference to chrissie swan re smoking while pregnant yet here you are smoking in your home where your children also frequen…. disgusting if you ask me, they don’t get a choice they automatically fall victim to your second hand smoke. Smoke all you like but for the love of your children keep it well and truly out of their living space.

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  2. Kell   April 15, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Love you’re insightful stories and can draw a lot of parallels to the fantastic journalism that is the Onion! Keep up the great work!

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  3. Jai   April 16, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    Who cares. Why is this even published?

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  4. thisplanetidontwanttoliveonitanymore   April 17, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    Now we’re attacking the smokers on a personal basis? It’s like these scientifically-illiterate people have no idea how addictive nicotine is made to be. Guess people are giving up on attacking the corporations that make billions off the deaths and have taken to attacking the victims of nicotine addiction. How fucking despicable.

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