Local Junkie Is Fuckin’ Stressed

Like 2.1% of Australians aged 14 years and over, Katie is a habitual user of methampthetamines

Local Junkie Is Fuckin’ Stressed

1 June, 2015. 14:34

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Local junkie, Katie Havekes (27), says that none of youse would understand the fucking day she has had.

“First these dogs down at SPER (state penalties enforcement registry) sent me a fine for not voting last year, something like 200 bucks,” she says to our reporters between having bizarre conversations with strangers at South Bank busway.

“Then I find out my ex has taken off with my car, again,”

Like 2.1% of Australians aged 14 years and over, Katie is a habitual user of methampthetamines – and if you thought her depressing existence as a completely dependant user of poorly processed Class A drugs was bad enough. She’s just found out her old man has had her bank account frozen, again.

“It’s fucked, mate,”

“He never does that shit to my sister. Probably because she’s the golden child with the pretty fuckin’ blonde hair,”

“She doesn’t even has a job, she just lounges at home with the kids. She’s fucking lazy,”

With her phone bill well overdue, and her mobile buzzing incessantly with phone calls from private numbers, Katie says the only likely outcome of this particularly ‘rough patch’ in her young adult life is ‘another stint’.

“I’ll be heading back inside again soon I reckon,”

“These dogs are all over for me everything I do. It’s like, go solve a real crime ya putrid mutts.”

 

2 Responses to "Local Junkie Is Fuckin’ Stressed"

  1. Sir Matthew Daniel Morgan   June 1, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Good luck Katie. I hope youse get ur car back and your not in the slammer for too long… ayyy ken oath.

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