Friend Request From Unrealistically Hot Chick With No Mutual Friends Might Be Real Bro

Friend Request From Unrealistically Hot Chick With No Mutual Friends Might Be Real Bro

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A local moron has today had toss up whether the scantily clad smoke-show that has just slid into his friend requests, with no pre-existing contact or mutual friends, is real or not.

Going by the name of ‘Bella Whyte’ – the account shows what looks like a bikini model, with only one photo of herself, laying on some rocks at a beach somewhere.

Her Facebook cover photo also shows the same photo but with her head cropped out.

After nearly an 18 month drought following his girlfriend taking off down south to find a life that doesn’t revolve around his love of football and binge drinking, Ben McAllistair (30) is being hit with a tough call.

“I mean, she could be new in town. Maybe she’s been put onto me by a friend. I dunno. Here profile says she’s pretty much from the same town as me”

“The last bot I accepted a friend request from actually had mutual friends, but they were all my battler single mates as well”

“The fact that she only has like 62 friends from the Gulf States makes me think she might be real”

“She could be like a hot Irish chick who’s been working in Dubai or something”

“Maybe, I don’t know. I’m gonna give it a whirl and hope she doesn’t start posting links for cheap Nikes on my timeline”

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