Kanye West and Kim Kardashian forced to re-throw compass after pointing towards West during naming ceremony.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian forced to re-throw compass after pointing towards West during naming  ceremony.

 

June 3, 2015. 13:26

SHERMAN HARRINGTON | Kardashian Korrespondent | Contact

During a controversial naming ritual, Kanye West landed his late Great Grand- Father’s compass in the wrong direction prompting a re-throw and a cleanse of the Kardashian-West estate.

As thousands burn and perish in Syria, we here at the Advocate only have eyes for this bullshit. PHOTO: E!/Dante Peanut
As thousands burn and perish in Syria, we here at the Advocate only have eyes for this bullshit. PHOTO: E!/Dante Peanut

Following news of baby number two on its way for the Hollywood super couple, the pair was quick to put out the baby name rumours.

“We haven’t even thought about a name yet, we’re just looking in the right direction and hopefully the name comes to us”

However a close source to the family has leaked information that the power couple decided, like their first child, they would use a compass to decide the name. No immediate family was at the ceremonial circle, but family maid, Julie.

Pieterson, told us the tossed compass was facing west, forcing the duo to do a re-throw.

“We were out in the Hills when Kanye got us to gather round, pulled out his old family compass and said where we’re facing when it lands, that’s what we’re naming them”

Even Maurie couldn't get to the bottom of this. So many issues inside brains in this picture. PHOTO: jizzhut.com
Even Maurie couldn’t get to the bottom of this. So many issues inside brains in this picture. PHOTO: jizzhut.com

The ex-pornstar and self-proclaimed spiritual leader chose to use a Brunton compass passed down from Kanye’s Great Grand-father, unlike the Suunto they used when deciding the name of their first-born. Before the choosing of the expected baby’s name, the couple was forced to spin around several times to lose their bearings.

However, the naming ceremony nearly ended prematurely after a dispute between the couple. Neighbour, Julia Roberts overheard the pair get into an argument over the compass Kanye decided on.

“The whole neighbourhood heard it. Kim repeatedly screamed wanting Kanye to toss her Grandmother’s twenty-dollar Katmandu compass. Kanye told her it was a rubbish compass and that it would curse the baby’s name choice.”

Neither Kim nor Kanye chose to comment.

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