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A local woman has been off the pill while her partner has been going in raw, it has been confirmed.

North Betoota physio, Shelley Bennet, hasn’t offered much explanation in the caption – but the sonograph that was made by sending pulses of ultrasound into her tissue has all but confirmed that she’s only going to have one glass of wine over Christmas.

While it is not yet known if the prenatal viviparous organism present in this sonogram was actually planned, it’s appearance on Facebook has garnered Shel more social media attention than anything she’s ever posted before.

“It’s doing better than that risqué shot I posted when I was in Brazil in 2015” she says.

“I’m not even it”

Complete with the caption “…and then there was three” – the Facebook post hit triple figures within the hour, and analysts says that Shel and her partner Ed are looking good for a possible 400-liker.

“We made an executive call to only post it from Facebook account” says Shel.

“That way we are splitting traction. Plus, I’ve got more Facebook friends than Ed anyway”

When asked for comment about the big news, Ed asked if we knew anyone who’d be interested in buying his two-seater Mazda RX-7.

“Yeah… Gotta suck it up and go looking for a Subaru” he said.

“Deadset, if you know anyone who’s interested it’s got a whole year’s rego on it”

Shel says she’ll try her very best to not continue chasing this kind of social media gratification, but admits that it will be hard staying at home alone over the next few months.

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