37 Christmas Presents To Get Your Mum If You Reckon She Used To Be A Bit Of A Hussy

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37 Christmas Presents To Get Your Mum If You Reckon She Used To Be A Bit Of A Hussy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course, is best done through presents. How much are you willing to blow on them?

Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on our inaction. That’s why you need to act now.

With dads, usually it would be whatever Euphoric-Australian-Dad-Non-Fiction story that Peter FitzSimons decided to shit out. Either that or a Foxtel upgrade. That’s all he wants for Christmas

However, when it comes to your brothers… You are probably going to go ahead with something as underwhelming as a DVD or a single piece of clothing. In his ideal world you’d be providing him with the log in details for a Brazzers account, but for the sake of ceremony, get him something that he can open up in front of your extended family.

A sister is easy too, just some sort of voucher for food or clothes so she can line up like a single mother with food stamps. She knows what she wants, and you can’t be expected to get that right – just provide her with the means.

But mum… She’s a complex beast. What does she want? Does she even want anything? Has she always been a mum?

Because not all mums are mums, if you know what we mean. Some mums used to have affairs with NRL players, like 30 years ago.

Some mums used to follow Australian Crawl around the country… Some mums even used to smoke pot.

It’s hard. Perfume and hand cream can work, depending on your families socio-economic status, but its not a safe bet.

There is only 37 different presents that you can get away with.

Here is the list we have compiled:

1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

2.

Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate
Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

3.

The Betoota Advocate interview Bob Katter shortly before State Of Origin Game 1.
The Betoota Advocate interview Bob Katter shortly before State Of Origin Game 1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

4.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

5.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

7.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

8.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

9.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

10.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

11.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

12.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

13.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

14.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

15.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

16.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

17.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

18.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

19.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

20.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

21.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

22.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

23.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

24.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

25.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

26.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

27.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

28.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

29.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

30.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

31.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

32.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

33.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

34.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

35.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

36.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF

37.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP

betoota-round-up-ad

The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF