36 Presents You Could Buy Your Mum If You Weren’t An Entitled Little Gen-Y Fuck

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36 Presents You Could Buy Your Mum If You Weren’t An Entitled Little Gen-Y Fuck

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course, is best done through presents. How much are you willing to blow on them?

Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on your inaction. That’s why you need to act now.

With dads, usually it would be whatever Euphoric-Australian-Dad-Non-Fiction story that Peter FitzSimons decided to shit out. Either that or a Foxtel upgrade. That’s all he wants for Christmas

However, when it comes to your brothers… You are probably going to go ahead with something as underwhelming as a DVD or a single piece of clothing. In his ideal world you’d be providing him with the log in details for a Brazzers account, but for the sake of ceremony, get him something that he can open up in front of your extended family.

A sister is easy too, just some sort of voucher for food or clothes so she can line up like a single mother with food stamps. She knows what she wants, and you can’t be expected to get that right – just provide her with the means.

But mum… She’s a complex beast. What does she want? Does she even want anything? Has she always been a mum?

Because not all mums are mums, if you know what we mean. Some mums used to have affairs with NRL players, like 30 years ago.

Some mums used to follow Australian Crawl around the country… Some mums even used to smoke pot.

It’s hard. Perfume and hand cream can work, depending on your families socio-economic status, but its not a safe bet.

There is only 36 different presents that you can get away with.

Here is the list we have compiled:

1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate
Errol Parker, editor-at-large and part owner of The Betoota Advocate

2.

The Betoota Advocate interview Bob Katter shortly before State Of Origin Game 1.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

3.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

4.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

5.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

7.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

8.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

9.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

10.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

11.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

12.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

13.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

14.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

15.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

16.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

17.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

18.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

19.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

20.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

21.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

22.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

23.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

24.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

25.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

26.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

27.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

28.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

29.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

30.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

31.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

32.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

33.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

34.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

35.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

36.

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE Presents: Betoota’s Australia

The newest book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.

Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best yarns with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.

‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

Buy it here: https://betootaoutfitters.com/collections/all/products/betootas-australia-signed

2 Responses to "36 Presents You Could Buy Your Mum If You Weren’t An Entitled Little Gen-Y Fuck"

  1. W.Anchor   December 3, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    My mum is dead Is it possible to get a copy sent to the crematorium to follow her on her journey

    Reply
  2. rickwithasilentp   December 10, 2016 at 3:30 am

    my mums blind,is it available in braille ?

    Reply

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